Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:
-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.
=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.
~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends.
Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them.
=Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up.
They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual, slut, wannabe funny guy, anime freak, wigger, or scene poser. Those who arent are the gradeworms and the normal people like you.All of your hopes and dreams you had in elementary school are destroyed around you by teachers and students alike.If your lucky you might have a few friends or even a girl/boy friend(most likely your first or if not a real one) who will eventually dump you and crush you soul further.but youll get over. a lie they tell you is that if you dont go you WILL work at a fast food restraunt, such as mcdonalds( which is apparently a horrible hell for stupid dropout teenagers with delicious mcgridles and hamburgers.the main point of this is to lower your self esteem(possibly to emo levels)and make you realize that there is no god in school and how cold the world is.
Tips:Don't Speak. Don't make friends, let them want to be your friend.Have a iPod or gameboy: anything to keep you from losing your mind. dont join cliques.try to listen to some of the boring crap your teacher is saying so when a ''important test' comes you wont fail and spend another horrible year in hell.
~High School:Middle School Times Ten.Try To apply what youve learned in middle school. Trust no one. Repeat through this through all grades and you might just survive. some of your elemntary friends might come back to you.play your cards right and it could be somthing like elementary schoolbut with a mix of middle school.
Elemntary school:
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!
Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!
High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
John: Hi Bob wanna be friends?
Bob: Sure. Best Friends Forever!
Teacher: Some times you make mistakes,but with hard work,you can accomplish anything!
John: This Is awesome!!!
Middle School:
John:Hey Bob Watcha been doin all summer? Havent seen you all summer...
Bob:Shutup cracka! Im wit ma Gangsta(wigger) clique now dogg! Beings freinds with another guy is so gay on the ill tip forreal yo!!! we stay shootin guns and fuckin sluts(8 year old girls)forealz yo!1!11
John:WTF? anyways ccould i join your clique?
Bob: no homie, u aint hardcore(wigger) like us yo!
John's Girlfriend:I Love(am cheating you) John!!
John: I Love you too
;Next Day;
Johns Girlfriend: im dumping you
John: we only went out for a week! you said you loved me!
GF: I was just playing around im going to get gangraped in the bathroom now!
Teacher: HAhahahah you suck! you got owned by ur GF!!!!
The only way you can get a real girl and succeed is knowing what x=+100=8000*347873478 is!!! and if you dont, your going to fail at life and work at MCDONALDS MOPPING!! HAHAHA!!
High School:
Bob: I realized I was being a wiger all this time.But I have changed lets be friends
John:ok
Teacher:Im going to teach you useless crap because i dont care about your future . Im so lonley please kill me..
by Ryu From Streetfighter July 02, 2007
Definition number 2. A place where you are taught that you can only be happy if you make millions of dollars doing something that you hate
Teacher:Now what is the point of life?
Students: *in tired and drilled voices* To make lots of money and have a job that we hate
Student: Why can't i just have a job im happy at? I don't need to make millions of Dollars. I working at Burger King makes me happy then who are you to judge?
Teacher and other students:.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Teacher: Your parents are going to hear about this! to you talk to your mother with that opinion!
ps.school
Students: *in tired and drilled voices* To make lots of money and have a job that we hate
Student: Why can't i just have a job im happy at? I don't need to make millions of Dollars. I working at Burger King makes me happy then who are you to judge?
Teacher and other students:.........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Teacher: Your parents are going to hear about this! to you talk to your mother with that opinion!
ps.school
by Paxist May 04, 2010
A place where you spend 6 hours a day mindlessly writing out word after word of useless junk. But the teachers don't think it's enough so they assign you a mountainload of homework to eat into your social life, enjoyment time and sleep. Oh, and students also have no rights or a say in anything.
Student #1: Phew! So glad school's over for the day
Student #2: Yeah but now I've got to go home and spend the rest of the night doing homework
Teacher: Hey! No talking here! 2 hours after school detention!
Student #2: Yeah but now I've got to go home and spend the rest of the night doing homework
Teacher: Hey! No talking here! 2 hours after school detention!
by elwordo August 09, 2012
1. the place where you get made fun of
2. the place where you get panic attacks from teachers randomly calling on you
3. the place where idiot popular girls talk behind your back
4. hell
5. the place that causes you to get suicidal thoughts.
6. so much more.
2. the place where you get panic attacks from teachers randomly calling on you
3. the place where idiot popular girls talk behind your back
4. hell
5. the place that causes you to get suicidal thoughts.
6. so much more.
by reallyman11 March 25, 2017
a fucking place where people have to waste god knows how much of their life as kids and young adults going to where they learn shit , of which like over 90 % is gonna be ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS TO THEM AS ADULTS and like 50 % of which theyre gonna forget!
honestly, how many people are gonna fucking need to know about any shit they learn in history class,how to calculate the fucking area of a triangle when u know an angle beside it or whatever the fuck, shit in english like poetry terms like omonawhatever , and other crap?
how many people are gonna remember all any of it?
also, we get fucking teachers who have anger management problems and give u a fucking detention for like breathing, which wastes even more of ur life
im not sayin there should be no school,or people shouldnt be educated, but school should be seriously modified so people learn what they should learn and choose what they want to learn for the future
and for of those of u retards who think the only people who bash school are the ones who get shitty grades, i actually have good grades, so go fuck urselves!
honestly, how many people are gonna fucking need to know about any shit they learn in history class,how to calculate the fucking area of a triangle when u know an angle beside it or whatever the fuck, shit in english like poetry terms like omonawhatever , and other crap?
how many people are gonna remember all any of it?
also, we get fucking teachers who have anger management problems and give u a fucking detention for like breathing, which wastes even more of ur life
im not sayin there should be no school,or people shouldnt be educated, but school should be seriously modified so people learn what they should learn and choose what they want to learn for the future
and for of those of u retards who think the only people who bash school are the ones who get shitty grades, i actually have good grades, so go fuck urselves!
" we dont need no education ?ô
we dont need no thought control
no dark sarcasm in the classroom
TEACHERS, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!?ô"
we dont need no thought control
no dark sarcasm in the classroom
TEACHERS, LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE!!?ô"
by bman321 May 29, 2005
a place where the government forces people under the age of 18 to be held as prisoners for 8 hours a day so they can "learn" about things that the teachers and principals claim you will use in real life but you never actually do unless you decide to become a torturous teacher yourself one day in wich I personally wold advise against unless you enjoy being hated by young children of all ages
this prison also includes the nastiest food you will ever taste along with disgusting bathrooms and prison guards (teachers) who yell at you when you just happen to be walking around since your current teacher doesn't care where you currently reside as long as you are in the building
the only way to escape this torture and have a little fun is to either a) get a library pass with one of your friends and leave class for a good 20-30 minutes or b) skip class all together with a few buddies
this prison also includes the nastiest food you will ever taste along with disgusting bathrooms and prison guards (teachers) who yell at you when you just happen to be walking around since your current teacher doesn't care where you currently reside as long as you are in the building
the only way to escape this torture and have a little fun is to either a) get a library pass with one of your friends and leave class for a good 20-30 minutes or b) skip class all together with a few buddies
geeze! that stupid teacher yelled at us to get class when we were in p.e.!! i mean come on!! everybody knows that the coaches could really care less at our school
by scene chick wannbe February 28, 2009
A wonderful magical place, where they take away your freedoms, and normal law doesnt apply (i.e. freedom of speech)
where every day is awful, full of stress, and way too much to handle.
Also has a rigid sociel class'.
where every day is awful, full of stress, and way too much to handle.
Also has a rigid sociel class'.
by LGxFuadxXx September 29, 2006