Chocolate Schneider

When you dip an erect dick in melted cannabis infused chocolate and offer it to your high partner as their next hit

My girl loves edibles so much she asked me for a Chocolate Schneider

by Riley85 April 23, 2022

Schneiders Pussy Plug

When a girl is so horny, she takes a schneiders hot dog weiner and sticks it up her pussy(VAGINA) to substitute for a real penis. A hot dog is cheaper then a dildo.

Dane: Jenna was so horny last-night, she did the Schneiders Pussy Plug.... and the weiner got stuck!

Matt: Hahaha what a horny animal!!!!!

Dane: Yeah, but I was supprised because isnt she a lesbian?

Matt: Yeah, but she is a bi-sexual!

Dane: oh yeah, I forgot.

by Big Mac1 December 8, 2007

for schlerken

A much more l33t way of saying "fo shizzle".

Bob: That guy says 'fo shizzle' way to much.
Tom: For schlerken he does.
Bob: What a fag.

by The Great and Almighty Skid August 1, 2004

scherzer

Coolest family alive have super taste in dressing though they are sometimes hard to get a hold of never let one of them go! They are worth the wait

" wow those people are so cool they must be sherzers"

scherzer

by Samsamilia November 28, 2013

rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by krowkneeklay December 11, 2011

schmecker

a constant heroin user

that schmecker shoots up every day

by junkie bitch<3 January 22, 2009

schmeker

a really charming guy

The very studly dude was a total schmeker

by Adriana March 12, 2005