Schmutzie

(Also can be said as “Schmutz”) A playful term used exclusively among males to assert that one is your subordinate. Not meant to be taken seriously by any means.

Mike: Yo Schmutzie, gimme the remote
Jim: I can’t find it
Mike: It’s literally on the table Schmutz

by $ADHD February 3, 2021

Schmutzvering

A gas mask

Who wants to wear a schmutzvering anyways?

by Sexydimma June 4, 2022

Schmutzvering

Combination of the words schmutz and covering: anything that's not a cloth mask but still covers all or part of your face

A gas mask or a diving helmet are to be considered schmutzvering

by Sexydimma June 2, 2022

A Schultz Job

Renovation work that is done with little skill or care, wrong tools or material in order to complete the job.

Who did that gyp-rocking , because it looks like a "A Schultz Job"

by Vinney ya Man February 18, 2017

MR.Schultz

typically an asshole teacher that has a large beard and gets upset over durogitory term and kicks his students out of class for little too know reason.

Mr.Schultz needs to go fucking die

by Aspeck04plays May 1, 2019

Dirty Schultz

After the game, when the hockey team bends over the worst player on the team in the locker room and take turns fucking him from behind. Not stopping until everyone finishes on his head.

BROOOO! WE FINALLY WON! LETS GO HAVE A DIRTY SCHULTZ

by Shultz1335602 September 23, 2022

schmutz

The rancid combination of cigarette ashes, food debris, spilled coffee and high flying man jizz that accumulates between the keys of your favorite keyboard. This combination of atrocities can and will lead to uncommanded keystrokes on your favorite browser, unintentional Facebook posts, and worst yet....complete keyboard failure as you are about to bust a nut on xHamster. RandyGoatRadio listeners seem to be unproportionately affected by this condition. Keyboard schmutz is best addressed by either getting another cheap ten dollar keyboard or running it through the dishwasher.

randygoat radio listener: I was surfing xHamster.com and all of a sudden my screen filled up wit T's and keep switching back and forth between tabs

MrPres: Oh .....you got the keyboard schmutz!

Tuna: My finger in my rectum!

Moo: That is why I have three keyboards

Dicky: **P2C**

by MooMooCow357 April 15, 2013