Weather Schmuck

That poor weatherman who has to report from the middle of a hurricane/tornado/tsunami etc, typically while standing up to his waist in water or clinging to a tree that's blowing sideways.

"The News 12 weather schmuck is soaking wet."

by Ouching Tiger October 29, 2012

Schmuckupation

a common sensed response, an insult referred to left ideology priests propaganda against Israel.

"...this murder is a sad result of the occupation..."

reaction from the crowd:

schmuckupation theory again...

by The Common Sense Team April 4, 2011

Schmucky the Clown

A Derogatory name for a person or persons who, though at times may be amusing, are really just a useless flap of skin that nobody really wants to deal with and is generally good for nothing.

"Hey, it's Schmucky the Clown! Now there's someone to stand in my way and tell me to do things that are 'not his job'! My workday is complete!"

by Captain Hendu October 7, 2011

Schmuk

1. A person that is boring, lame or lazy. They're the kind of person you don't wanna do an all nighter with.

e.g: "I don't wanna do it."
"Ahhh don't be a schmuk."

by U-man May 4, 2005

schmuck

a shmuck is another word for dickhead

sally “suzan your so ugly”
suzan “sally you fucking schmuck”
sally “suzan you take that back!”

by Ching Queef June 14, 2018

pussy schmuck

noun
1) One who is both an incompetent fool and a lily-livered coward... at the same time.
**It requires extraordinary talent to qualify as both a pussy and a schmuck.

2) Used to describe exceptionally moronic figures in history whose boneheaded decisions lead to the further cultural/political destruction of their nation, continent, or planet.
Namely, Louis XVI of France.

Alternate spellings:
pussy-schmuck is acceptable, but NEVER pussyschmuck.

Louis XVI was such a pussy schmuck. Not only was he oblivious to the events leading up to the French Revolution, but he tried to flee the country when the radicals took over the government.

by jiffy pop May 18, 2004

schmuck

(1) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision,a Yiddish term (an accent of the german language used by jewish people)

(2) german word for "adornment" or "jewelry"

(3) metaphorical meaning: a prick, an asshole, etc

(1) Throw that schmuck away!

(2) necklaces, pearls, bracelets, etc
are "Schmuck"

(3) Robert Crumb calls a lot of people schmucks

by eder May 21, 2004