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schmoogie

Promotional item, with company logo and contact info, given to promote a company name. Items usually include clothing, hats, pens, office supplies, magnets, etc.
The salesmen were giving out schmoogies to the customers to advertise our name in their office. Putting our name on the schmoogies makes them remember us more than the competition.
by kardiak October 24, 2008
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Schmoogle

The act of throwing up on the feet, during sexual intercourse with the feet, prodominately done by the male, while the female vomits.
I schmoogled with your mom last night.
by Love2schmoogle April 4, 2011
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Schmoogly

Someone who has Chorbs or suffers from Chorbolism.
You're fucking schmoogly
by Schmoogly Schmoogle January 14, 2012
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Schmoogie

Verb: The act of taking a giant shit.
Noun: A turd.
Noun: “Hey, mommy! Come look at my giant schmoogie in the toilet”!!
Verb: “Ch’Qweetah asked me to take a schmoogie on her chest last night
by Toad 5 February 27, 2022
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schmoogit

You bastard, schmoogit! My cat was hit by a plane, schmoogit!
by Gerbilweebies May 13, 2005
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schmorkus

A word to describe someone when you're angry.
GOD DAMN THAT MOTHER FUCKING SCHMORKUS!
by ARandomWobbuffet November 10, 2022
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schmoopsy

This word describes the action during intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and slides up between the labia lips. Whoops
Oh shit, I just pulled a schmoopsy.
by VNKbitches February 18, 2014
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