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schwing!

A famous and a wise word from Wayne and Garth. Legendary in some countries. Dan and Connors way to get girls.

60% of the time it works 100% of the time.
-Hot girl walks by-

"Schwing!" (While thrusting the hips forward)
by garthforpresident November 5, 2013
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schmenge

A Belgian or more likely Dutch cycling fan who, after three solid days of drinking at the top of a mountain pass, has devolved from a Schlug. Schmenges are differentiated from Schlugs in that they are abusive to cyclists.

Popularized by Bob Roll during Tour de France coverage
The schlugs having transmogrified into schmenges at the Schmengefest - catcalled to the Tour de France cyclists.
by Jim H July 14, 2004
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scheming

Plotting and scheming the future of my career.
by BigBossDog420 November 27, 2013
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Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.
Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.
by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009
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Schmigloffle

Pronounced - smeee - gloff (sounds a bit like glove) - ulllll

A schmigloffle means, something to say when your patting someones head, as in aah you (less important than me) little cutie.

Or the fake defininition (to use when your friends ask what it means) is a penguin with a mustache and goaty xD
Girl one: so how was your date with ben yesterday. *makes kissie noises*
Girl two: aww, he was such a schmigloffle.

Girl one: *trips over*
Girl two: omg are you okay?
Girl one: *gets up*
Girl three: *pats girl ones head* awww you schmigloffle.
by Naughtybeauble December 26, 2010
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Schwinger

1) Classy hot women who generally are not schwangers. 2) Women who induce male erections that are generally hard to get or if you get them you would want to marry. 3) Unslutty hot chicks!
Hey did you see that bloke's girlfriend, she's a real schwinger... I wish she was my girlfriend!
by Eddie_2204 March 10, 2009
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schwing

Characterized by thrusting the pelvis upward sharply after experiencing an erection or after discovering something incredibly exciting and worth such an action
"I just saw your Mom...she made me go SCHWING!!!!"

"Dude...no work?!?!? SCHWING!"
by Ally and Becca May 19, 2005
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