schmegma

a schwap, cock, dong, shaft, dick, penis, falic symbol, some thing a girl would enjoy sucking on or slapping on random area of face or upper torso

i.e. i slapped that stank ho with my schmegma.

"yeah that hooker saw the size of my schmegma and told me i didnt have to pay

by huntdizzle February 18, 2009

schmegma

The ooze of pre-cum or after that comes out of a male's genitalilia

I didn't realize I had schmegma on me.

by robponz February 29, 2008

schmegma

what deas breath smells like...

deas has schmegma covering his peepee like a fly on shit

by Anonymous September 21, 2003

schmegma

the creamy and chunky discharge and slob mixture

sean had schmegma on his weewee causing patty ( his mom ) to gag.

by sven and billy boy April 28, 2003

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The cheese located under the hood of a womans clitoris!

On the first lick a large hunk of schmegma stuck to the roof of my mouth!

by P8Riot4Evr June 25, 2015

Schmegma

The smell of sweaty, dirty cocktail and balls.

Oh man, after working out and getting sweaty my schmegma is really bad. I need to shower immediately.

by Lounging Scientist July 7, 2015