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Charlie Schmidt

Charlie Schmidt, you put a smile on my face.
by Kenton Makings October 30, 2018
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Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

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Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public
by Yos.com January 15, 2019
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Strudel Schmidt

A type of layered pastry which is very risky to eat, it can either be amazing if you are lucky- its with a delicious nutella filling but in most cases its filled with dog shit..
We played truth or dare last night, that Ben dude was dared to try a freshly baked Strudel Schmidt...puked his heart out after that poor bastard.
by OGloc January 29, 2019
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joseph schmidt

by Joseph John carone November 24, 2019
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Schmidt

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts
by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017
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connor schmidt

" Did you hear that Jimmy scored again last night? That guy is on a roll!" "Yeah he's a real Connor Schmidt now"
by TheDude6969696969 May 27, 2017
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taking a schmidt

When a man is so henpecked by the females in his household that he can only take a pee sitting down, just like a female does.

Taken from the Jack Nicholson movie "About Schmidt," in which he plays a widower who continues with this habit long after his wife died.
"Whoops, the apartment managers are coming over today to inspect the place, and I've just cleaned the john......guess I'll have to try taking a Schmidt."
by ferdii6069 May 31, 2016
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