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Schmengle

Ben nutall is such a schmengle
by CallMeBraindead August 28, 2022
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schkangle

girl 1: did you see that vintage prada add with the orange tint?
girl 2: yeah it was totally schkangle
by anonymous January 16, 2023
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schkangle

something that’s enjoyable while also catching you off guard.
Girl 1: did you see what she wore to school today?
Girl 2: yeah, it was totally schkangle. i wanna follow her pinterest
by meowsicle39 January 16, 2023
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Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.
"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"
by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024
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Schmingle

Schmingle is used to call a person short and fat.
Hey Jake come here you Schmingle!
by anonymous October 1, 2025
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to schmingle

To schmooze while mingling, when dealing with an important crowd of people. For example at an art show...
I am sorry, but there is an important buyer over there, I have to schmingle a bit to draw his attention.
by Mr. Qwack the duck February 20, 2011
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butt schwangler

A guy who goes around teaching women to love anal sex by opening them up to the possibility of enjoying getting a dick in their ass.
"Gustav is a real Butt Schwangler, he showed Barbara who thought she'd never be an anal lover how to take his 8-in cock up her ass with ease. Now she begs him for it."
by ButtSchwangler December 12, 2023
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