Schlaganhoggin

Similar to Hammerschlagan, a traditional German festival competition where the player pounds a nail into a large chunk of wood with a hammer, schlaganhoggin is where you pound your wood into a fat chick.

I’m never going schlaganhoggin with Hans ever again. Now my wiener schnitzel.

by Twiddling Twat October 31, 2019

schlongagangflaung

basically fat coCk makes no sense

he got that Schlongagangflaung ;)

by Schlongagangflaung October 14, 2020

Schlongaphorically

Of or relating to life fucking you

Schlongaphorically speaking, you’re fucked

by Schlingschlongbangbam May 7, 2021

Schloopin’

The act of dangling an unlit cigarette out of the corner of your mouth while talking

Of course I’m schloopin’, it’s schloopin’ Saturday

by anonymous November 21, 2021

schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng

Noun: Penis of large size

Verb: schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging, to use the schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng as a stripper pole

W- wow, that's one schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng!

D-did I just see his schlongalongadubbaoringagingawng? (add uwu for extra accuracy)

Me and my man were out schlongalongadubbaoringagingawnging

by C00l_D00D69 February 10, 2022

Schlonging

The act of sticking suction cup dildos on hoods of cars

Who wants to go schlonging in the parking lot

by MasterBlasterTrailBoss July 27, 2022

schloopal

When someone is very noble.

Person 1:'Oh, that was very schloopal of you.'

by davehascraves September 20, 2022