schlime

Whatever slippery semi-liquid that may be covering an unwashed penis. The slime of the schlong.

Jake: I'ma whip out mah shit right now, motherfucka.
Todd: Whoah, that dong sure is schlimey. Might as well take a shower, nigga.

by Xfing January 19, 2010

schlibity

A Place to hang out and smoke alot of pot.

Yo, me, E.B., Smitty, DC was at the schlibity last night and we got our weed on.

by E Bizzel December 22, 2003

schlappa

slutty little 13-15 yr olds in highschool who put out to any boy that will take them. older guys can use corney pick up lines and they will gladly jump in their pants.
feels the need to be popular so dresses the same (eg. ra-ra skirts & ugg boots or kookai clothes) boobs poppin out and no respect for themselves. also known as slurry's.

RANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

man, what a schlappa! looks like a fkn tart.

by liziii July 27, 2006

Schlips

(N) A sexy bitch. Derived from the region of a woman's pussy flaps or vagina lips called the labia.

The word Schlips is most commonly used upon coming across sexy ass bitches and potential fuck buddys whilst out on the prowl with the bros getting your gurn on...

by The creator..... March 8, 2019

schlide

To make a flirtatious move on an attractive female, usually ending in rejection

ie "Will, you tryin' to schlide in on Emily?"

by GetFukkkkkkkked March 28, 2015

Schlepp

When something or someone is just a pain in the ass and too much effort. They spoil the eblvent meeting. Or the combined effort I'd just to exhausting.

Let's go cycling today? No it's a fucking schlepp up that mountain.
Should we invite James to party with us,? No, hes suck n schlepp, he drags the fun outa EVERYTHING.

by The Noogie June 25, 2019

Schleipman

To 'Schleipman' is someone completely unaware of there actions who shake the urine out of one's penis so violently at a open urinal that everyone else in the mens room gets very uncomfortable, avoids eye contact and believes the offender is committing public masterbation.

"Hey man, Did you see Sir Spanks a Lot having a jack attack while we were washing our hands? "

"Dude. Whoa, That Cock Knocker' pulled a Schleipman and it scared the bejesus out of me!

by Fritzel Schnitzel July 22, 2019