schlinder

When the film makers try to make you believe that a monster is sneaking up on someone by using dodgy camera action, when it really is someone they know. Commonly used in the beginning of horror movies.

A: You know that scene in the beginning of 28 Weeks Later, at the helicopter pad?
B: Yeah, that's such a schlinder.

by laserost July 10, 2012

scaling hoes

The process whereby one "ranks" or "scales" women from 1-10, with 10 being the highest.

Dan: Yo!! That girl was a nice 8, thats a solid slay.
John: Nah man your bad at scaling hoes. She's a 4, dont you see that third tit on her lower back.

by jwr24 February 22, 2009

Schlieffen

To double team someone penetrating the anus, and the mouth, or on a women, the vagina. The origin is a plan during World War I in which the Germans had to fight war on two fronts, or attack two fronts.

My friend and I are going to Schlieffen you until our penis's meet.

by eo2340 June 24, 2014

schlander

A very small penis

Caleb has a schlander.

by ALiv December 18, 2014

Schlick Flick

A romantic movie that causes female viewers to become aroused and pleasure themselves.

I went to go see a chick flick with my girlfriends, but it turned into a schlick flick.

50 Shades of Grey

by frostbite36 February 21, 2015

Schlickum

Lubricant, for household or personal use.

Honey, the door's squeeky, got any Schlickum? Or, Honey, our condom's dry, got any Schlickum?

by Wendy Kae March 20, 2017

Schlieffen Plan

Derived from World War 1, when Germany tried to attack France from behind but still lost.

The modern derivative means 'To go in from behind, and still end up getting fucked'.

"I tried to give her anal, but she pulled a Schlieffen Plan on me. Now I can't walk straight."

by The Bald Garbage Collector February 20, 2020