Schlimple

When some one with a low IQ has one leg longer than the other and it affects their walk.

"Shes been schlimple since birth, put together totally wrong."

by Aggs87 December 12, 2013

Schlim Schlom

To set time aside for something important, but then slack off and do various unimportant things like watch YouTube videos

If you hadn't schlim schlomed around for two hours after school, you would be done your homework

by sludgewagon April 9, 2017

Schlimpin Bananagins

Jake Hekler.

Jake Hekler: "I am simpin so hard for this girl."
Mengy: "So you are schlimpin bananagins?"

by Meat Day March 9, 2020

sclimbus joint

A bone in your wrist that can break easily.

"I sprained my sclimbus joint back in march and it hasn’t been the same since...."

by OfficialObamaGaming August 1, 2020

Schlimeē

When a person is loki using partial truths to manipulate another to their advantage; a series of truths that when culminated become a lie.

When i asked Do you have a girlfriend, i was unaware how specific I Needed to be when my desire was to know if he was SINGLE! “No, no girlfriend”, but that’s only due to the female in his life being his “Fiancé”! That’s being “Schlimeē”!

by 𝔸𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕝𝕊𝕥𝕠𝕣𝕞 January 6, 2021

schlomber

a very large cat

‘Hey, did you see Zack’s schlomber?’

‘Oh, you mean his huge ass cat?’

by shamefull June 19, 2021

schlumbie

A penis

One second guys, I gotta drain my schlumbie.

by Harvey milk July 3, 2021