Shlaps

When something hits so hard, even your credit score goes down as collaterall.

Ayo you heard that new joint by insert music artist? That shit shlaps boi!

by Milian Takes June 17, 2019

Schnapshopping

The event of walking around with a group of people visiting (almost) everyones house. At each house, the host offers exactly one shot (Schnaps) for everyone. Do not waste too much time at a single stop, rather visit other places multiple times. Important: Everyone has to bring his or her own shot glas (Schnapsglas) and has to take care not to lose it on the way.

"What can we do this weekend?" - "What about Schnapshopping with the team?" - "That's the best idea I've heard for weeks!"

by RealToDie July 16, 2019

Schlappers

A person who believes in something you don't.

"You guys are just a bunch of Schlappers"

by Unno Reverse January 10, 2020

Schlanser

A great caring Family from many places. The best part is from Michigan though. This family has a lot of militarians.

The Schlanser Family son just joined the army

by Sadie82 April 21, 2020

Schlapps

A Combination of Slaps and Schlong
When your dick physically slaps something
Or Alternatively when the Sex Is Good

"Yeah I just Schlapped my meat on the counter for literally no reason" or "Yeah ig that dick really Schlapps and after I start playing Clash Royale"

by YungTejano2004 April 29, 2020

schlapp

The sound made when two fat Republicans are having sex.

Mercedes and Matt could be heard schlapping four doors down the hall.

by SandyBrisgds October 22, 2020

Schlapp

a lie so ridiculous it does not even make sense to the liar

My buddy told me a real big Schlapp today, he said that Saturn is a MAGA sanctuary and QAnon is the king but can't tell me if this is the car or the planet.

by OutofCntxtClues November 9, 2020