Schlager

Just plain and simple a penis.

1: Hey bro lets do something.

2: Nah I got stuff to do around the house.

1: You're probably just laying in bed playing with your schlager.

by anonymous#1234 January 15, 2009

schlange

snake

A snake lived in pond.

by Shauna February 28, 2003

schlagermilf

The permanently topless 'Mitteleuropean' (Dutch, German, Belgian, occasionally Swiss) woman who you kept seeing around the pool on your first Majorcan holiday – who consequently permeated your 14 year old self's every masturbatory fantasy for the rest of the two week stay.

"Properly cracked one off over that Anja from round the pool – the one with the massive nips that look like Zippy off Rainbow's eyes – she's a right schlagermilf!"

by Penny Traitor June 2, 2020

schlagered

When you get so sloppy drunk on Goldschlager you can't even function. A special kind of drunk that makes you ridiculously sloppy.

I went to check on Larry today but I could tell he was Schlagered to the point of no return. He was lying face-down ok the bed with Sports Center blasting. He's gonna feel it tomorrow.

by linstrocity April 13, 2022

Schlagering

A term used to describe an experience that is overwhelmingly annoying and leaves you absolutely exhausted or confused or both

1. I had a schlagering train ride as the kid besides me would just not stop crying.

2. I drank a shot of Tequila without clinking my glass and now my sex life is absolutely schlagered.

by P-Bomb August 30, 2022

Schlammered

Significantly intoxicated to the point where words are slurred .

Sarah was so schlammered last night when I was talking to her on messenger I could barely understand what she was saying.

by Chelsea/Sarah December 14, 2008

Schlonger

A schlonger is a very large long masculine penis
Only for males (duh)
Used by people to describe to a girl they have a (big one)

Dante- I gave dat gal my schlonger bruv

Jakob- yessss blud same here g dat galdem sucked on dat schlonger like a ice pop

by HeeHeeyeahman November 11, 2019