schmendo

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess

Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo

by duckoff September 10, 2011

Sementia

A mental condition whose symptoms include obsession with semen, semen hoarding and confusion.

Shelly had such severe sementia, she had to rent out a storage unit just to store the jars of semen she stole from unsuspecting men.

by CockMaster 5000 September 13, 2014

semen wizard

A Semen Wizard is a male who has a powerful and sexual social dominance on the internet. The equivalence of an Alpha Male for the internet where physical appearance is not visible.

Semen Wizards are found on sites such as Twitch where an anonymous chatter can seduce a female streamer and use his internet wisdom to profoundly interact with her, unlike others who yearn for their attention.

Females can also be Semen Wizards if they are female streamers who can gain a large number of males to become obsessed with them sexually. They are known by this term because unknowingly, many males are masturbating to them and on sites such as Twitch, they do not need to perform sexual acts to induce this behaviour.

Semen Wizard is a term coined by the Skitz Npcs (an Australian metal musical group) in their song of the same name.

"That streamer was a semen wizard, the entire chat was asking to fuck her."
"Wow, that guy in the chat is a semen wizard, why is she so obsessed with talking to him? I think they might fuck."

by jimuser11 September 24, 2019

scamenelli

a scam

Wanna hear the scamenelli? Gets the 'Rona and recovers, and gets sent to patrol kicking and screaming, and has her "uncle" make a phone call and Poof! Magically gets to work from home for 2 months.

by 15plus1 June 11, 2020

Semen striker

When two men are erect and play swords with their penises then cum on each other.

The male strip club had a lot of semen strikers ready for use

by Kupakeep123 May 19, 2021

schmendrick

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)

"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)

by JSim May 4, 2010

Semen Hoarder

A slut who is insatiable in regards to her load count.

Hey bro, your wife is a real semen hoarder.

by Ranchgirls November 24, 2020