scarlet pimpernel

someone who you can never get hold of when you need them.

*Knock at door*
Rob: fuckin hell look taylor's here not seen him for months
Steve: haha fucking hell yeah scarlet pimpernel

by Josh k3lly March 20, 2008

Scarlet King

1b. Satan, The Great Devourer, the Beast of the Bottomless Pit.

Referenced in the popular SCPs 231, 2317 and 3838, and 20-1000 minor tales.

Weakened by multiple things relating to the number seven.

Servants are Dr. Wilson of Site-23 (cuz hes a dumbass lol geddit), Moloch, Lord Goran, many satanist cults most famous being the Children of the Scarlet King, Jeser the Prince of Many Faces, the Hanged King of Alagadda, SCP-3838-8 and SCP 682, and the biggest followers of him of all, subscribers to r/okbuddyretard and goths, especially goth girls.

1b. Dr. Wilson from Site-23's waifu.

1a. The Scarlet King is quite evil.

1b. Dr. Wilson you bitch you got my coffee wrong again. Your waifu the Scarlet King should dump you soon.

by DrWilsonIsGae September 8, 2019

scarlet fever

The condition of being a redophile.

Steven has a bad case scarlet fever, the last three girls he went with were all redheads.

by Amazing AO October 8, 2005

scarlet pimpernel

a fiction character created by baroness orczy. an english dandy who leads a secret life saving french aristocrats from the guillotine. he leaves a pimpernel flower for the french revolitionaries.

They seek him here, they seek him there,
Those Frenchies seek him everywhere.
Is he in heaven? Or is he in hell?
That damned elusive Pimpernel!

by slothics January 19, 2005

scarlet letter

A visible symbol of something you have done wrong and regretted, or a stigma of a past mistake you made that follows you.

The Puritans required adulterers to wear a scarlet letter, the letter "A" (with a scarlet red color) on a necklace as a penance for their wrongdoing.

by jakk765 November 14, 2013

scarlet letter

Jailbait. A hot underage girl.

Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter,
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet.
- Taylor Swift, Love Story

by x1n December 20, 2010

Scarlet Bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018