You've all been taken in by an elaborate scam. The clue is in the dump, which just isn't authentic. It's probably a mixture of coffe cream cake filling and crunchy peanut butter. She's cleaned out her bowels first before introducing it, and because it is in such quantity, and is an alien product, her rectum is desperate to be rid of it. That is why she has no control over its ejection and it comes out so rapidly. The only kind of real dump that would expel so rapidly would be diarrhoea which would be a lot more fluid.
Re the puking - provided they regurgitate it immediately after swallowing it wouldn't contain any gastric juices, and would just about be palatable to the other girl, but all three times most of it misses the other girl's mouth and goes down her front anyway. Remember they could have many attempts at this before editing.
Other scams are the guy jizzing half a gallon onto a girls face (done with a tube held under his dick, to produce yoghurt or similar) and the guy still alive after being cut in half by a train. He is so obviously positioned between the sleepers where the ballast has been removed to accomodate his legs. If it had been true the push bars in front of the wheels would have rolled him and made it very messy.
Re the puking - provided they regurgitate it immediately after swallowing it wouldn't contain any gastric juices, and would just about be palatable to the other girl, but all three times most of it misses the other girl's mouth and goes down her front anyway. Remember they could have many attempts at this before editing.
Other scams are the guy jizzing half a gallon onto a girls face (done with a tube held under his dick, to produce yoghurt or similar) and the guy still alive after being cut in half by a train. He is so obviously positioned between the sleepers where the ballast has been removed to accomodate his legs. If it had been true the push bars in front of the wheels would have rolled him and made it very messy.
by Mexican Pete February 14, 2012
Get the 2 girls 1 cup scam mug.When a Scammer/compulsive liar has no decency, moral compass, work effort, or bowel control, and decides to fabricate stories of blackmail against innocent parties, solely for the purpose of attempting to extort monetary value from said parties own personal past successes, but then is proven to be a Scammer with a towering amount evidence against them - at which point they begin to defecate all over themselves & others nearby in a firey tantrum.
'Gotta watch out, there's a Scamber Heard on every corner'
'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'
'My tickets didn't work, I bought them off some Scamber Heard on the boardwalk'
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Get the SCAMber Heard mug.by Kurdt Kobain November 18, 2007
Get the scam on mug.Any "business" plan that is a scam and completely fake. Usually involves the employee (a.k.a. the sucker) to pay the employer, rather than the other way around. Most notable for the use of the pyramid method of gaining money: you start by suckering one of your friends to dish out his money, then he gets one of his friends to do the same, until all your friends are broke and pissed off at you.
by superhog May 24, 2006
Get the pyramid scam mug.Fake profiles on dating sites to get people to join. Yahoo Personals was sued for their romance scams. Most dating sites, if not all of them, have many fake profiles to get people to pay, or, for sites that are free, it gets people to sign up and bring a lot of traffic to their site, making the businesses gain profit from their advertisers. Plenty of Fish, a free dating website, is full of romance scams.
Think about how a personals website starts if it starts with zero members. Who would sign up? It is theorized all dating sites start out with and continue to have romance scams. It is an unethical, yet very effective way for their business to make money.
Think about how a personals website starts if it starts with zero members. Who would sign up? It is theorized all dating sites start out with and continue to have romance scams. It is an unethical, yet very effective way for their business to make money.
Don't sign up for Plenty of Fish--you will waste most of your time with romance scams.
Most, if not all, of the beautiful women on dating sites are more than likely romance scams.
Most, if not all, of the beautiful women on dating sites are more than likely romance scams.
by deepspace10 January 28, 2011
Get the romance scam mug.by Emperor Skelton September 19, 2009
Get the Scamilton mug.When instead of ordering a pizza and paying for it, you call back and complain about your "previous experience", all in the hopes of having them send you out a replacement/refund pizza. This should be done sparingly, otherwise if done frequently use different numbers or order at gullible places such as Pizza Hut.
Tim: Wanna throw down on a pizza?
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
Mikey: *sighs* I guess I got five on it.
Doug: Fuck it lets scam a pizza.
Tim: Why not it's been a couple days.
by Mike Schrampfey December 5, 2012
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