The official scale of fecal size and weight.
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
Piss Load
- The smallest amount. Equivalent to the size of a piss sample for a piss test. It requires 1 nurse telling you to piss in a cup to make a Piss Load
Piss Ton
- A very small/small amount. It requires 2 Piss Loads to make a Piss Ton.
Crap Load
- This is a small amount. It requires 4 Piss Tons to make a Crap Load
Crap Ton
- This is a small/medium amount. It requires 3 Crap Loads to make a Crap Ton.
Shit Load
- The Shit Load is one of the most often used terms and a very common amount. Often referred to as "a load of shit". It requires 2 Crap Tons to make a Shit Load.
Shit Ton
- This is the maximum amount of shit you can express in one sentence. It requires 3 Shit Loads to make a Shit Ton.
Fuck Load
- The source of the size "Large". It requires 2 Shit Tons to make a Fuck Load
Fuck Ton
- The ultimate of the fecal scale. It takes 3 Fuck Loads to equal a Fuck Ton.
*CAUTION* It is illegal to include two Fuck Tons in the same scenario, the amount of mass created would collapse into itself and create a black hole and swallow the planet, and possibly the galaxy. *CAUTION*
"Brian - JORDAN, THAT IS NOT SAFE, YOU ALREADY HAVE 1 FUCK TON, 2 FUCK LOADS AND A SHIT TON!! STOP BEFORE WE ALL DIE!!
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
Jordan - JUST ONE MORE CRAP LOAD!! ACCORDING TO THE FECAL SCALE IT IS SAFE!!"
by BrianJoeysDad December 29, 2008
Get the Fecal Scale mug.The Baudains Scale is a way of measuring how attractive someone is.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
As opposed to the usual rating system based on a score out of 10, the Baudains Scale adopts a time frame as the scale ranging from 6pm / 18:00 to 2am / 02:00. This score is considered when you are out on the town drinking with friends or colleagues relating to the amount of alcohol you would consume before taking them home.
Giving an individual a score of 6pm would be the equivalent of a 10/10 and would require no alcohol consumption. On the other hand, giving a score of 2am means you would be heavily intoxicated and would regret your decision in the morning.
Man 1 - "Her at the bar Baudains Scale, go!"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
Man 2 - "A good 11pm"
Man 1 - "Not a chance, that's a strong 1am"
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Glasgow Coma Score, or Glasgow Coma Score. A scoring system to determine a person's level of consciousness. A score of 15 is determined by eye movement, verbal skills and the person's motor skills and reaction to pain. Published in the University of Glasgow. The Paediatric GCS, or PGCS is used for children under 36 months.
Paramedic: Approx. 23 year old John Doe, found unconscious in the road. Head lac and possible tib fib fracture. BP is 90 systolic, Glasgow Coma Scale was 6 at the scene, now 12.
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appeared after escalades with 21" wheels and low profile tires became the pimp mobile of choice
appeared after escalades with 21" wheels and low profile tires became the pimp mobile of choice
by JrMint June 11, 2004
Get the sclade mug.Dirtbags who use bots to buy up high demand products online and sell them at triple and quadruple the price.
That dirtbag scalper purchased all the ps5’s for $399 and $499, then listed them for sale at $1,900 and $2000!
by ShannonRed November 15, 2020
Get the Scalper mug.In complete neutral, unbiased definition: A person who gains income and profit from buying tickets/admissions to popular events (e.g sports games, music concerts), and sells them again to the public at higher prices than they bought them.
In my defintion, and in the defintion of anyone who has ever had their potential ticket taken by a scalper, or has been forced to buy from a scalper: The absolute scum of the earth, worse than neo-nazis, telemarketers, and rapists combined. They lack the decency, intelligence and integrity to make an honest living, so they prey upon and exploit other peoples' love of music, sport and general interests.
Make sure you get your tickets before these cocksuckers do, and no matter how much it pains you to miss an event, NEVER buy from them - it is the only way to get rid of them - event organisers try to place measures to get rid of them, but they do very little. If nobody buys from a scalper, they make huge losses buying expensive tickets nobody used, and will be discouraged from doing it again. If you buy from a scalper, you're only supporting them and making the problem worse. Better yet, if you see one at a game/show/etc, punch them, spit on them, assault them, but watch out, ticket scalping organisations employ massive 300lb sellers for a reason.
In my defintion, and in the defintion of anyone who has ever had their potential ticket taken by a scalper, or has been forced to buy from a scalper: The absolute scum of the earth, worse than neo-nazis, telemarketers, and rapists combined. They lack the decency, intelligence and integrity to make an honest living, so they prey upon and exploit other peoples' love of music, sport and general interests.
Make sure you get your tickets before these cocksuckers do, and no matter how much it pains you to miss an event, NEVER buy from them - it is the only way to get rid of them - event organisers try to place measures to get rid of them, but they do very little. If nobody buys from a scalper, they make huge losses buying expensive tickets nobody used, and will be discouraged from doing it again. If you buy from a scalper, you're only supporting them and making the problem worse. Better yet, if you see one at a game/show/etc, punch them, spit on them, assault them, but watch out, ticket scalping organisations employ massive 300lb sellers for a reason.
1. Goddammit, I just wanted to have a great time at the music festival/sports game, but some fuckwit has tried to exploit this and sell me a scalped ticket. Fuck that
2. If nobody buys from scalpers, they will make huge losses, and be forced to go back to their original occupations as glory hole employees
2. If nobody buys from scalpers, they will make huge losses, and be forced to go back to their original occupations as glory hole employees
by cyber573 April 7, 2008
Get the scalper mug.A combination of the names "Mulder" and "Scully" of The X-Files fame. It is a term not used in most of the X-Files fandom. As an older fandom that grew right at the beginning of the Internet revolution the combination of names was not as common as other fandoms. I.E. Harry Potter. Use of 'Sculder' on older lists and message boards will get the user laughed at and mocked.
The proper term is shipper or ship as the term originated in the X-Files fandom
The proper term is shipper or ship as the term originated in the X-Files fandom
by zessa December 9, 2008
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