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Pussy Satchel

When a female store snacks inside her vagina.
by Jesse, Luis, and Patrick July 13, 2007
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The Dirty Satchmo

The act of anal sex with a one-night-stand at his/her parents' house, and then cleaning the fecal matter off of the penis with the finest drapes in the family room.

This is an act that originated somewhere around the bay area in California. Sort of an urban legend but it's rumored a guy nicknamed "Satch" (no, not Joe Satriani) was the brains behind this act; hence "the dirty satch, or satchmo"
You should have been there man, that girl from last night was really turning out to be a bitch; so I hit her family up with The Dirty Satchmo!

OR

The family could not explain the newly appeared stains on their drapes, perhaps they had fallen victims to a "Dirty Satchmo"
by Dr Richard Mustard August 8, 2009
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satchel

check out this satchel eat my dick
by tim alexander June 18, 2003
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satchamo

"Damn she was definitely DTF. When I put my hands down her pants, that pu$$y was satchamo.
by Evo Jim January 23, 2014
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chaz satchel

1. A satchel that wraps around the shoulder and under the grundle or gooch as some call it.This satchel often contains various items belong to ones chaz, such as: condoms, money, sexual toys, cell phones or other e;ectronical devices.

2. A sex position that is essentially a copy cat of the real satchel. one person holds the other his/her feet around their shoulders. The one being held the wraps their head into their partners grundle and vigorously likes while cradling their gentiles the contents of the satchel.
Danny Ranalli has a sweet chaz satchel

Yo dude your mom loves when we do the chaz satchel
by mwdlikesalligators October 19, 2010
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satchel

1: Slang for the male scrotal sac
2: A large squarish bag with a single strap, resembling a rather large purse
3: A type of explosive employed by the milirary, typically carried in bags similar to the ones in definition 2
4: A bag of cannabis
1: I have huge cajones in my satchel!
2: This is a stachel, not a purse, you dumbass!
3: The satchel has to go by the engine to scuttle the ship.
4: My satchel is crotched.
by Dude Mann October 1, 2006
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satch

Noun. Short form of "satchel," meaning a bag of marijuana. Some circles will also use "Satchel Paige."
I'm dry, Dog. You know where I can score a satch?
by Lono April 18, 2005
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