SAPS

Abbreviation for Sexually Active Pot Smoker made up by two 8th grade students at Mogaodre Jr. High in an attempt to "make a funny" about two girls who are neither sexually active or pot smokers. This is probably the stupidest thing that they could say about these innocent girls seeing as one of them is cross-eyed and the other is a fat and ugly with a missing tooth.
Look at those girls sitting at that lunch table, they are such SAPS, they make me sick. Why dont they just shut up and go suck some cock followed by a doowop for penis sake!
by Cayli Jomnes February 21, 2005
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Sap

Another way to call someone a pussy, idiot, stupid, or a retard.
Man: You are such a sap dude.
by _____,___ April 23, 2020
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saps

To mess up your chances of hooking up with someone by acting foolish at the last second.
"I had her in my bed but then I told her I just wanted a physical relationship and she took off." "Wow, you sure saps that one up."
by jason July 11, 2003
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SAP

When your boss, who normally stays out of the actual work most of the time, decides to swoop in and poop all over the situation. Abbreviated: SAP
by worke#1568 November 22, 2010
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Sap

The substance that comes out of your man tree, i.e. sperm.
Natedogg, you'd better have been climbing a freakin' tree. You have sap all over your shorts bro.
by Mavericklax4 April 27, 2007
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SAPS: an acronym for Severe Affective Paranoia Syndrome. The prime symptom of SAPS patients is that they are irrationally and unreasonably anxious about low risk threats and tend to not consider much higher risk situations.
"SAPS patients tend to live in gated communities, drive SUV's, and buy anthrax insurance." or, "This SAPS mother gave her daughter a cell phone so she could contact her in case of disaster, but never allowed her out into the real world so that she could learn to note risky situations in advance and thus avoid disaster."
by D.B. Cameron October 06, 2003
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SAP

An acronym for soon as possible, useful when you don't have time to write/text ASAP (as soon as possible). Also reduces spoken form of ASAP to one syllable, which in the course of a lifetime may save months of wasted speech.
txt me SAP
by OpiatedONE May 26, 2010
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