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Rick Santorum

A Jew-hating, Muslim-hating bastard who would fail America as president.
If we elect Rick Santorum for president, America will fail and have concentration camps everywhere.
by politiTRUTH January 25, 2012
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sanctum Santorum

1. the anus, that holiest of holes, a place that only the privileged may enter
2. the anus when smeared with santorum, a term popularized by sex columnist Dan Savage and his readers.
3. the home of Senator Rick Santorum (R-Pa.)
I got drunk last night and got pegged in my sanctum santorum.
by Mitchell April 24, 2004
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Rick Santorum

To remove santorum orally.

From rick: (verb) to lick, suck, or draw something with the mouth + santorium: (noun) the frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.
One way to keep the sheets cleaner after anal sex is to rick santorum. My boyfriend usually ricks the santorum after he sodomizes me.
by nikkiru-s January 8, 2012
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Sanctum Santorum

Notably different than 'Sanctum Sanctorum'.

The classical Latin phrase 'Sanctum Sanctorum' means literally "Holy of Holies." It was originally applied in a religious context to the most sacred place within a sacred building, such as a temple. However, in common usage can also be applied to mean any reserved, private, or much-valued place.

'Sanctum Santorum' has two meanings:

1.) Holy Shit
2.) That most precious and sacred place in your body where one may find Santorum
You are told by a co-worker on a Monday morning that your boss was arrested over the weekend for man-on-dog sex. The only appropriate response: "Sanctum Santorum!!"

You are disapprovingly describing an acquaintance who acts like a slut. "He doesn't treat his body like a temple. His Sanctum Santorum is anyone's for the asking."
by PeterBenFido March 13, 2011
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Rick Santorum

the now former Senator from Pennsylvania. Bye Rick.
I hope the door to the capitol building doesn't hit Rick Santorum too hard in the ass on his way out. Oh wait, yeah I do!
by moustacherocker November 9, 2006
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Rick Santorum

One who is extremely strange, eccentric, fantastic, weird, or insane. See also kook, fruitcake, crackpot, nutcase or screwball.
I thought John was a kook, but that guy is a real Rick Santorum.
by Ploxhoi January 1, 2012
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Rick Santorum

After intercourse, the man wipes his member covered in Santorum with his hand and asks "What did the hand say to the face?" Before his partner can reply, he smacks them across the face with his Santorum-covered hand.
I promptly wiped my cock after fucking my girl friend in the ass and asked in a sweet tone "What did the hand say to the face?" and quickly slapped her before she could answer.

I'm Rick Santorum bitch!
by Rick-James January 8, 2012
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