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semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.
Sally is such a semen sampler.
by JTAD July 25, 2007
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floor sample

Food that has fallen to the floor that you pick up and eat anyway
Chase was making a ham sandwich in the kitchen one sunny afternoon. Clumsily, he dropped a slice of ham on the floor, but picked it up remembering the 3-second rule, exclaiming "floor sample!". His mother shuddered with disgust.
by Titan McFoley December 7, 2012
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Costco Sampler

Pronounced: "Cos-co Sam-plaa"
A person who goes to Costco to eat all the free samples
Donald: "You wanna get some food? I'm starving!"
Nick: "I'm going to Costco for lunch"
Donald: "Git outta here ya COSTCO SAMPLER!"
by Dubsauce July 26, 2007
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sampreeti

'Sampreeti' translated to English stands for 'with love'. It's a cute name for an equally cute girl who also happens to be *wild* in bed. So, good for you😉
You are lucky to have Sampreeti as your girlfriend
by Nothereforever November 7, 2020
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John Sample

1) A generic name used just like john doe or jane doe. It is a "sample name"

2) A generic name for a tool or a village idiot. Most commonly a generic wigga especially one with a great deal of wiggerness, particularly in the Northeast near New York but well outside of any real ghetto.
teacher "I'm going to have to write you up, whats your name?"
student "John Sample"

Intercom "Will (the mutha Fuckin') john sample come to the office NOW!"

AIM convo
"dude, john sample is such a myth"
"No way, I buy all my drugs from him"
"LoL, ur never gonna be able to rat out ur dealer - he is a john doe"
by Physics Man II November 13, 2005
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sameetjob

When a woman performs felatio on a man whilst he drops a cleveland steamer on her, in conjunction with her giving birth (not necessarily to the baby of the man receiving the sameetjob) to a child.
-"Yo, dat bitch gave me a sameetjob in da hospital yesterday."
-"Was it your child?"
-"I dunno...who gives a shit? It's still a sameetjob!"
by Ramakrish March 23, 2007
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samsees

when somone says something and you agree. has to be used in a super excited way.
OH man Samsees! i really want to go to the concert.
by AnaMaria May 20, 2008
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