Samuel L. Fucking Jackson

a man who is tired of those mutha fuckin snakes on that mutha fuckin plane

Samuel L. Fucking Jackson: I am SICK and TIRED of these MUTHA FUCKIN SNAKES on THIS MOTHA FUCKIN PLANE GOD DAMNIT AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH I AINT YELLIN THIS THE WAY I TALK

by Holden_Makok August 17, 2009

samuela

Samuela is a very beautiful person. She can be nice but when you do what she don't want she can be angry. She is very popular and known. Also she can speak very much. Many people don't like that.

Samuela shut up!

by Your Nickname January 2, 2017

Samuel Dimovski

He is so fucking fat and he doesnt wash his balls

Bro have u seen how fat samuel dimovski is

by Bchckgxktzkyzjgzjf, April 6, 2022

damp samuel

Similar to a wet willy, but with the nose; When someone wets their finger and sticks it up your nose.

Gross! I got damp Samuel'd. He stuck his finger up my nose!

by djmills046 October 9, 2009

Samuel

A badass, a kind person, an athletic person, and a risky person. Samuel will never do anything to hurt his friends or family, he will defend them and take a bullet in the chest for them. Samuel is a competitive and smart player and prefers rough and physical sports.

Look at how good he is! He must be a Samuel .

Whoa! Not just anyone would do that for someone, he must be a Samuel

by hellofromtehothersede February 11, 2017

Samuel

Absolute sexy beast, god in bed, huge dick and can get any bitch he wants

Samuel has a huge dick

by Ali-As nan69 October 24, 2019

samuel jackson

Made painstakingly by Samuel L Jackson.
It will get you drunk.
You'll be fscking fat girls in no time.
You might even fight a nigga or two.

MMMMM MMMM BITCH!

Waiter: What'll it be guys?
dude 1: I'll have a scotch on the rocks.
dude 2: I'll have a sam adams.
Wiseman: I'll have a Samuel Jackson.
dude 1: You know somethin, I'll have a Samuel Jackson too :).
dude 2: ME THREE!!
<all 4 laugh>
waiter: three Samuel Jacksons, comin right up...

Dave Chapelleaka Samuel Jackson:
Good motherfuckin good, motherfucka!
Samuel Jackson! Made painstakingly by me, Samuel L Jackson! It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?

by wOOtsauce September 1, 2005