Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!

But it’s 11:59!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*breaks door with truck*
Are you CRAZY!?

“Someone ordered a package for same-day delivery!”

by AmNow December 24, 2020

same love

A love between the same gender (s) of a male or female. ( Being sexually attracted to the same sex. )

The undying same love between Portia de Rossi and Ellen DeGeneres.

by CeeJayDeeJay March 6, 2014

Sameerah

Sameerah is a beautiful thing that can’t be ignored. Embrace ittttttttt.

“I ship sameerah!”

by Oofthedemon April 9, 2019

same shit different day

SSDD would be the acronym. The words means that you're doing the same stuff you did previous, but on different day.

Army buddy: So what are we going to do today?
Army buddy 2: same shit different day.
Army buddy: That's just great.

by weegeebeegee March 6, 2011

Consequences will never be the same

An attempt by Ankle-Sock Moustache man to say that the consequences of trolling his daughter, Jessi Slaughter, would be great, but instead that the "Consequences will never be the same".

Mostly used to tell someone to stop doing something while taking the piss out of said 11 year old's ankle-sock wearing father.

Ankle-Sock Moustache Man: And you've been reported to the Cyber-Police, and if you come near my daughter, guess what. Consequences will never be the same.

Andrew: Dude, I blocked your toilet again.
John: Stop doing that or consequences will never be the same!
Both: lol

by Professor Vix July 26, 2010

Same-shit

Broadly the same. Used to eliminate contrast or show overall similarity when differences are petty.

Person 1: "I can't decide! Coke or Pepsi?"

Person 2: "Same-shit. Hurry up."

by Moazzam0 April 28, 2010

salem middle school

Salem middle school is a terrible school with it’s terrible guidance counselors and principal they say #spartanproud but in reality no one is proud of that school.

Salem middle school sucks

by previousspartan November 7, 2017