Having sexual intercourse whilst in red, silk boxers, holding a briefcase at exactly 62 degrees to the perpendicular, while in the middle of a large pool of salmon fishes, ignoring the life guard, all whilst dancing the highland fling.
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Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
Guy: brb gotta take a shit
Girl: DUDE! You're totally salting the snail
by WizardofAUS December 10, 2015
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