sactus

When you don't have the balls to shave your balls completely (it's risky...), resulting in a prickly sack almost like a cactus.

Francesca yanked down Billy's pants, cupped his ballsack, and immediately pulled away after realizing her hand was pricked by his sactus.

by jakedawg55 December 14, 2014

Satunday

A contraction of Saturday and Sunday. Used when a Sunday seems like a Saturday. A Saturday usually has another 'day off', for example Sunday, before the work week begins. However, when a holiday falls on Monday, Sunday then feels like a Saturday because there is still another day off after it.

It feels like a Saturday, but I know it's Sunday, it's Satunday!

by Professor SeekMage July 3, 2016

Griddy Saturday

A weekly holiday celebrated on Saturday where one must do the griddy every hour of that Saturday.

Noah: Yo Ethan its Griddy Saturday dude.

Ethan: Lets fucking go Griddy all day mothafucka!

by HoopingCricket February 4, 2023

crazy Saturday

a saturday where you hang with the boys, drink ALOT, and bet ALOT. GO BAJA GO

let’s have ourselves a CRAZY SATURDAY

by dikti0nary September 9, 2023

saturday night live

A show that has been in a constant state of decline, no matter who you ask.

14 year old-"Man, SNL started sucking once Will Ferrel left!"

19 year old-"Man, SNL has sucked Chris Farley and Mike Myers left!"

35 year old-"Man, SNL sucked ever since Eddie Murphy left!"

50 year old-"STFU young'uns, Saturday Night Live sucked once John Belushi left!"

by JakeStar December 28, 2005

SAFU

"SAFU", the “Secure Asset Fund for Users” is an emergency insurance fund. Mainly used by Crypto exchange after the exchange getting hacked. (E.g. Binance)

People be worried and asking how is my funds? The CEO will say the words “Funds are SAFU”

by hijjaz May 12, 2019

Sartu [sar+two]

Confident. Beautiful women/lady who usually knows what she wants and desires out of life. Happens to carry her head high. Lovable, Outspoken and Down right Perfect.

1. Sartu sar+two entirely without any flaws, defects, or shortcomings: a perfect apple; the perfect crime.
2. Sartu sar+two sure of oneself; having no uncertainty about one's own abilities, correctness, successfulness, etc.; self-confident; bold: IN ANY SITUATION

by O.Child February 3, 2010