safe

"safe"'s actual definitions are the following:

1. to sarcastically describe an event or person that has once occured
2. while observing an event or person, describing their appearance or actions

1. PERSON 1-"listen here, fu*king kelly slept with jacob and got fu*king HPV."
PERSON 2-"oh, safe."

2. PERSON 1-"dude, what the hell is that girl doing?"
PERSON 2-"um, it looks like she's drunk and throwing up all over your mom's new carpet."
PERSON 1-"fu*king safe."

by courtneyholla January 14, 2008

SAFE

a word telling everyone that hears it that you are an idiot.

'safeeeeeeeeee'
'no.'

by katherineeeeeeeeeeBECK February 9, 2009

safe

Acronym for Stomach Acquired Flagrant Erection

Damnit, I have a safe right before getting in front of the class

by Ruben Mothballs January 25, 2003

Safe

That thing you do when you want to stay alive for tomorrow's rave.

Hey Scott be safe in the city tonight! Super City 50 - Urban EDM is tomorrow.

by xbeatxassasinx September 24, 2016

Safe

Knowing your condom won't break

Dude, this condom is so safe.

by Leo's Oscar August 1, 2016

safe

Can also mean "bye" or "see you later".

Commonly used in London and originated from South London in late 2000s.

Person 1: I will see you later!
Person 2: Safe yeah!

by RoadslangMaster February 19, 2018

safe

term used by canyon

1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe

by zachary_.frantzich💜💛 August 22, 2018