Savino

An Italian last name. Similar in common-ness to the American "Smith"

"Yo did u hear of John Smith?"
"No but I heard of Anthony Savino"

by AJSABC123 March 18, 2009

saving the princess

masturbation (usually for video gamers who never lost their virginity)

gamer 1: "what were you doing last night? i called like eight times."

gamer 2: "i was saving the princess."

gamer 1: "gross!! how many times a day do u save her?"

gamer 2: "like 6... 7 times maybe."

by gerrychaos March 27, 2010

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

savin sauce

When you dont jack off because you want to save up as much semen as possible.

Tina: hey do you want me to give you a hand job?
Johnny: nah, im savin sauce right now. maybe next week.

by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022

File saving OCD

When you complete a very important assignment on the computer and save it a million times before shutting the computer off.

A: What's taking you so long on the computer?
B: Sorry, I have file saving OCD

by wangjiahua December 11, 2011

Daylight Savings

Daylight savings is to tinker with time by an hour twice a year so that both rich and poor can afford to have jet lag without having to fly in a jet.

as asked about what kind of times we will have Ben Franklin was asked: daylight savings, maam, if you can keep it.

by brown 25 November 4, 2019