shit

school

everyone: school is shit!

by BoredAssRandom October 05, 2020

shit on

To diss, demoralize, put down, etc.

shit-ted on
shit-ting on
(to) shit on

50 Cent straight shitted on Ja Rule in his freestyle tape.

by jeFFro May 25, 2005

no, shit

Sarcasm to something that is completely obvious.

"You're small" "no, shit!"

by ariam g December 13, 2011

shit

A long, long time ago, they used to ship manure (containing largely feces) on boats around the mediterranian. Well, the cargo was always on the lowest deck. The problem was, the boats back then would be farely leaky, and water would get in. When water and manure mixed, it would produce a large amount of methane. Careless and unknowing crew members at night would carry torches, and if they went below deck with enough methane, the ship would explode. To solve this problem, they simply started shipping them above deck so any gas could go out into the atmosphere. To make sure this was done, manure-containers would be labeled with "S.H.I.T.". This of course, stands for "Ship High In Transit"

As for how it became a vulgar term for feces itself is beyond me.

by Grizz March 29, 2003

No Shit

To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.

No shit, sherlock.

by smaq February 22, 2003

shit

shit ~ poop and/or crap

I took a shit on your porch.
That is bullshit!

by a guy who loves elevators February 07, 2017

this shit

This Shit can be described as a situation upheld by three truths.
. A disregard for any state of sympathy
. A presence of an antagonist, may it be man or nature
. A general confusion causing simplification in the ideology

wtf is "this shit" yo?
Damn dat shit wacky

by analogousSnek May 03, 2017