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salmon pack

A 15-pack of Vancouver island's own Lucky Lager beer. Thus named for the conspicuous fisherman wielding a large salmon on the side of the 15-pack box. Phrase first originated in Duncan BC.
Just caught me a salmon pack from the liquor store, lets go fishin
by gearhead12 July 24, 2009
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Salmon Shit

A shit that comes back up into the toilet bowl after being flushed much like the wild salmon swims against the current to return home.
"Dude, why didn't you flush?"

"I did! It must have been a salmon shit that swam back upstream."
by HoneyGetMyBelt October 19, 2020
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salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010
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Salmon Tail

The act of slapping the inner thighs of another person rapidly with one hand, imitating the motion of a salmon's tail swimming up-stream.
"I was standing at the bar, sipping my drink, keeping my cool, when I suddenly got salmon-tailed and was no longer able to maintain a stoic composure."

"There is nothing that breaks the ice better than giving a salmon tail"
by joojy-poojy June 8, 2012
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Salmon Gram

A Salmon Gram is similar to an old fashion telegram, or a flower delivery to a person or business, but the flowers are replaced with a whole salmon fish (head and tail). A delivery man responds with a long stem rose box complete with a bow. As the receiver of the Salmon Gram eagerly and excitedly awaits his or her message, the delivery man takes out the Salmon and beats the receiver over the head and face repeatedly, then exits in a calm fashion.
I hate that dumb broad, if she doesn't watch out, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram."

If that dumb broad try's to tell me how to do my job one more time, she is gonna get a "Salmon Gram" to the dome piece!
by CougarTom March 18, 2011
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salmon sleeper

When a man punishes a woman's vagina so hard and violently that she falls asleep afterwards
Hey your wife is still asleep, she went to bed early didn't she? Yeah but we had some good sex last night must have gave her the salmon sleeper.
by Trevygtown February 18, 2014
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salmon cock

When you fuck a bitch and then your dick reeks like dirty fish!
"I think i have a bad case of salmon cock"...."I can smell that shit a mile away"
by Nick and Noah June 9, 2007
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