The act of runt shunting dates back to the medieval era. This was commonly defined as one's fist penetrating one other's/their own anal cavity. After this act was completed, the fister traditionally licked their hand, and/or offered it to their partner.
"Hey bitch, shunt my runt or i'll shunt yours!"
"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"
"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"
"I got the best runt shunt last night, it was Fred's turn to do the licking!"
"That was some good runt shunting, shall you lick or shall I?"
by Runts August 4, 2009

by thejohnlong September 26, 2009

by jp January 14, 2004

by Vimalan October 23, 2012

The small, yet cocky, fellow at the local discotheque who falsely believes himself to be a little tasty.
by Vauxhall Burgundy August 16, 2006

A colossal arsehole, damp old runt used to rule America, badly, and when Americans finally got the chance to be free or damp old runt, damp old runt imploded and former a collective of arseholes who trumped they’re way through Congress and created a massive stink that innocent lives were jeopardised and one sadly lost.
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
This massive arsehole is being finally being stuffed with a big old batten preventing any vile gases from escaping into social media, but will it be enough?
by Clarabella January 7, 2021

when you pick up a guy and place him on your penis standing up but his back is to the ground horizontal to you and your you hold him by his armpits and his feet are in your mouth and he is masturbating and ejaculating all over himself and then he starts pooping while your penis is in his butt and you can't see your penis anymore because it is covered in brown so he grabs the poop off of it and rubs it all over his penis and keeps masturbating with the poop while you both spit on it and when he starts bleeding from anal penetration it goes all over your penis with the poop and then everyone explodes with semen as you jump and fall to the ground and ground pound him as hard as you can and then everyone starts ejaculating and pooping and blooding and peeing and spitting and smearing it all over each other
Today in class I took off all my clothes and went ham and started runting all of the children and the teacher
by Xexdeh December 24, 2024
