Runtoid

A very annoying small person, who is often argumentative and talks loud when communicating

Someone in the crowd is making a right racket, it must be a 'Runtoid' because I can't see who it is

by bimblam October 29, 2007

Runt

Born smaller than others, either an animal or human

The puppy was the runt.

He was the runt of the three children.

by Nerdtress November 2, 2009

I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

by J-Bye January 17, 2009

As Blood Runs Black

Kick ass Death Metal/Hardcore band from California, best songs are Hester Prynne (breakdown - orgasmic) and Chug Chug, whoever wrote the other definition for this band is an idiot

Did you listen to that As Blood Runs Black cd?

YEAH!!! I had to change my pants 4 times cause the breakdowns were so effin good!

by ptroy90 February 27, 2009

Rolling Runs

The beer shits you get after a long night of drinking the greatest beer on the market, Rolling Rock premium beer. Much like the bottle, it has a definitive green color to it, and, like the beer shits you get from drinking bud light, it comes in waves of 2 to 3, maybe 4 trips to the bathroom. However, Rolling Runs has minimal/no odor, and that's a plus.

I drank too much Rolling Rock last night at that party, now I have the rolling runs.

by dgafer123 August 14, 2011

Runners runs

The explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. Side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed anus, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time

"Hey, great job on that 5K, want to go hang out with the team?"
"No man, I got a bad case of Runners runs, I'll catch up with you in a bit."

"Are you done in there?"
"Yeah, but you might want some Febreze or matches, I had a bad case of Runners runs."
"What the hell man..."
"Sorry"

by jewfish910 January 27, 2012

punt runt

Its when you get the punt of a new litter of cats or dogs and punt that little shit for no reason except the fact that you're better than it.

Friend one: Dude I just punt runted that runt
Friend two: Haha that shows him who's boss.

by RespectTheTruth July 8, 2018