rumple foreskin

rumple foreskin

noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".

this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.

"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"

"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"

"Shut up darsh"

by Hunkle October 3, 2022

Rumple

Kyle's alter ego, when he gets mad or upset he turns into rumple

Watch out! You might unleash rumple

by Ayo00oo June 17, 2023

rumple butt

Someone who is being a stubborn or unreasonable. Another word for butthead.

Yo, Jarrett was a rumple butt yestday. He shit all over the living room.

by modotcom April 21, 2018

Rumple

A large penis with many folds

Do you like my rumple

by Gang gang man July 17, 2021

rumple sniff

sum1 who gets arse in the face 4 2 quid

u got 2 quid no fuck off u rumple sniff

by 10 inch May 14, 2006

Rumple Minze Rules

A set of Golden Tee tournament rules which involve shots of Rumple Minze in exchange for stroke reduction.

“Why didn’t he come to training today.”

“He won the Golden Tee tournament. It was Rumple Minze Rules.”

by Que Bola Asere January 9, 2024

Rumple Stiltskin

Some goblin ass from a shitty book

That rumple stiltskin mf is a child pedo.

by bigballer322 May 23, 2022