rumple foreskin
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
noun
1.
a member of society, usually a dumbass, who when asked "what are you doing", will respond to the question with "chopping wood with my shirt off and committing tax fraud".
this person may also: talk about the McDonald's Hamburglar, play the 1982 Phil Collins song "I Don't Care Anymore" while doing a Dark Souls run, fill up bottles of piss while playing a truck driving simulator, fixate on train surfing through Sub-Saharan Africa in a coal cart while haggling with the African people.
"Hey, rumple foreskin, you roll dumpy blunts and your Backwoods are dumb as shit"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
"Shut up dump-ass. I bet you couldn't even handle driving on the show ice road truckers"
"Shut up darsh"
by Hunkle October 4, 2022
Kiss my rumpled roy-al!
by jacktradewheaton October 25, 2014
by modotcom December 20, 2017
The best green creature with a banana peel hat ever. My personal best friend
Book character written by the best author/celebrity ever. Matthew Grey Gubler.
Book character written by the best author/celebrity ever. Matthew Grey Gubler.
"Rumple Buttercup is one of the greatest books ever written."
"I know, don't you just love his little hat."
"I know, don't you just love his little hat."
by password235 November 29, 2021
by Snave Nareik August 12, 2009
by kaptin kirk July 8, 2009