royal sampler

A hand of cards in poker containing all red cards. Strictly speaking the hand is worthless, but proverbially it is known as a royal sampler.

Carl: No, no no, Homer, you have the Royal Sampler.

by hunt (cerv) September 27, 2005

scene royalty

1. Someone widley recognized from myspace, famous amoung scene kids for their hair, friends, and simply for being so scene.
1. People often refer to them, calling them by their myspace profile name.
"oh my gawd did you see brutal sammy and crunk wally fight?"

I saw him outside the show last night, he is total scene royalty.

by Fritzxcore February 6, 2007

royal roast

a fucken dirty fart that has been cooking for some time.

jimmy plunkett: deary me that royal roast popped out of nowhere
jefferson ford: i can almost taste it

by sirduffington December 17, 2008

fortnite battle royale

an average virgins game. many adults also play this virgins overpopulated overrated game.

oh, I had a crush on you but you play fortnite battle royale.

by Isurboi999 May 28, 2018

royally pissed

Pissed off beyond belief.

I'm royally pissed that she cheated on me

by Kylowned February 5, 2007

royal palmer

A type of handjob, performed either solo or by another party, in which the shaft is gripped by one hand while the other hand vigorously rubs its palm over the tip or "crown" of the penis in a circular motion.

After a rough day, Ron decided to treat himself with a Royal Palmer.

by Loose Foose February 10, 2014

Royal Giant

A heavy weight card in the popular mobile game Clash Royale. This is only used by low life’s who know they have zero hopes of becoming anything in life. Maxing out this card is a sure way to make the opponent commit suicide. If you ever come across a lvl 13 Royal Giant, close the application, uninstall, buy a new phone you have a 0.0001% chance of winning. If you are the user go f urself

Hi I use the Royal Giant, I make kids cry for a living!

by Eleegah September 5, 2021