rooted

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy
2. When an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly
3. To engage in sexual activity
4. Extremely Intoxicated
5. To take Root and begin to grow

1. To be Utterly Exhausted , depleted of energy:
"Hey Johnno - maaaaate, just got home from work.. I'm Rooted"
Chooka: "Hey Davo - wonna go fishing?"
Davo: " No Mate, Just mowed the lawn I'm Rooted"
2. when an object is damaged or appears to be functioning incorrectly:
"The Car won't start - I think the battery is rooted"
"All i get is blue screens - this computer's Rooted"
3. To engage in sexual activity:
"Did you here that Stevo Rooted Jessica after the christmas party"
"Yep - that was after I Rooted Eunice"
4. Extremely Intoxicated:
"Man I had 12 pints at the royal, then Stan fired up a joint, I was Rooted"
"After downing half a bottle of wild turkey, I was rooted"
"Dude that Rooted Me"
5. 5. To take Root and begin to grow:
"Cool - those cuttings have rooted"

by Arthur Stagg November 1, 2005

Root Booty

When a girl is standing up and her back is bent(ass out, head up) and someone opens a can/bottle of root beer, then pours it down her back starting from the bottom of her neck, as another person is at the bottom of her ass with his/her mouth open ready to sip down the root beer.

damn we should see how many girls would be down to let us root booty them.

by CMDRUNK October 8, 2013

Roethlisberger Syndrome

The inability to hear the word "no."

Jeff was getting kind of rapey. It's not his fault though, he's been diagnosed with Roethlisberger Syndrome.

by Alostrael April 14, 2010

Root Ball

A generously, girthy cock with an extremely, if not almost abnormal, bulbous head aka helmet

Tonya heard that Jack had a girthy cock but was absolutely shocked when she offered him head and he was sporting the biggest root ball she had ever seen. She inhaled it and worked it best she could.

by Eaton Holgoode February 25, 2015

Red Rooter

Aussie slang for Red Rooster, a fast food chain similar to KFC (aka Kolonel's Fucking Crap). Generally less popular than KFC due to their use of shitty crumbed chicken in their burgers, and the fact that they build new stores with a single cashier.

The fun stems from the use of the word root in Australia as slang for sex. This provides an endless source of amusement to us when we hear about Americans 'rooting' for their favourite sports team.

I'm going down to Red Rooter - want anything?

by Choda Boy 57 March 16, 2008

The Root

The root also known as the Boule, is a anti black news organization disguised as black media. The root is responsible for publishing a bunch of racist anti black articles like

"Nipsey Hussle, and Toxic Black Masculinity" "we need to talk about straight black men" "why black women shouldn't date black men" and so much more! The root has a weird hatred against black men for some reason. The root also loves pushing the lgbt agenda on the black community.

Person 1: "Did you read that terrible article on the Root?"

Person 2: "Yep, never read anything on theroot.com"

by Lil Gucci Bag June 14, 2019

Blood root mother

omfg, best effing band in the tri-galaxy area.

i would chili dog myself to listen to Blood root mother.

by Keanu Reeves April 24, 2005