1.A land pirate.
2.One who consumes 32 oz. of cheap beer per half hour,from sunrise to sunset.
3.Scumbag
2.One who consumes 32 oz. of cheap beer per half hour,from sunrise to sunset.
3.Scumbag
by Stoops337 August 9, 2006
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by BrosephTheBenevolent June 12, 2015
Get the ruffers mug.Means a brilliant blowjob and gives good rim jobs and will drink all the sperm up then he’ll get up and RKO you then he’ll phone another prostitute and do the exact same.
by Liam rafferty February 12, 2018
Get the liam rafferty mug.another word spoken by a high person hoping to say pass the reefer. There fore from that day on it has been customary to use this word to refer to the reefer!!!!!
by Keith December 19, 2003
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by The New Webstar May 29, 2015
Get the Roofer mug.The online alias of Harty. Known for his sarcasm, egoism, and blunt honesty, he has made himself recognized by his pure skill in the activities he partakes in. He manages to somehow align himself with the high powers via his mastery of bullshit, and is therefore a force to be reckoned with.
by Yip April 13, 2005
Get the Roffler mug.A situation in which two females who, for whatever reason, end up sharing a single cocktail for most of the evening (More than likely to save money since most bitches are worthless).
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
In this instance, a desperate male carefully places rohypnol or another date rape drug in the shared drink while either female is distracted by some sort of shiny object. The consequent result being the unmistakable & urgent need for both females to suddenly enjoy "sleepy time."
This opportunity is often exploited by said pathetic male in order to indulge in sexual activity with not only one, but two unsuspecting female subjects at once, which would otherwise be impossible for such a man, who is so regularly deemed a socially unacceptable mate & typically doomed to rely on internet porn for female companionship.
Damn, bro! I can't believe you came here with only $2 & still managed to pull off a Roofer Twofer without gettin caught... You're such a SlagMagnet!!!
by dynoball June 24, 2011
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