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Rochester Americans 

An AHL team that was founded in 1956. Second oldest AHL team that still plays in the AHL after the Hershey Bears.
Guy 1: Hey what's you favorite AHL team?
Guy 2: The Rochester Americans of course.
Rochester Americans by Roary Fan February 16, 2009

Rochester, Massachusetts 

Rochester is a small town located in Southern Ma. It was once the area of Marion and Mattapoisett as well, but it was separated into 3 separate towns naming it the tri-town. However, it is less known out of the three towns... basically because it is mostly trees.

There is a center of town, with a place to eat, a market, a bank, a bookstore, a daycare, and a hair salon - and they are all connected. Across the street is the post office, the library, the town hall, and a church. Other than that, two other stores on either side of town, that could almost be considered in Freetown (Lloyd's Market), and Wareham (Adrian's).

The town carries the nickname of "cow town" even though no one has ever seen a cow there, just horses. They do hold a 'County Fair' every year but it is extremely pathetic and people pretend to be country. It's actually hilariously incorrect and a waste of time.

The elementary school district is fantastic, and all of the kids are friends. Then once the kids reach 7th grade, they are mixed with the little bitches from Marion and Mattapoisett, where the clicks are formed and the drama begins.

The cheerleaders are surprisingly NOT the popular girls, in fact the dance team gets cheered on more than they do. The popular kids are the jocks, any girl or guy to play a sport. The teachers treat the students like they are in preschool and add stricter rules each year.

Rochester, Minnesota 

A city in Minnesota with a population on 103,486 at the 2009 estimate. The city is home to the Mayo Clinic and the world's largest IBM plant under one roof. One person said that every person's parent in Rochester works for Mayo or IBM, which is not true. IBM only employ's 5,000 people, and Mayo employ's 35,000. There are hundreds of other jobs. The city in a big attraction in SE Minnesota, where people from cities such as Winona, Dodge Center, Eyota, Byron, and other nearby cities from adjacent counties and in the metropolitan area go to. The cities has received several awards, such as being best cities to live (Top 3 in 1993 through 1997), and is said to become the fastest growing city in the U.S.A, and have more jobs than any other city.
I'm glad I live in Rochester, Minnesota. Far better than other cities. Rochester International Airport just needs more destinations.

Rochester golden glove 

While fucking a girl from behind, either anal or vaginal, pull out right before your about to cum. Cum in your hand and as she turns around smack her in the the face with your cum covered hand.
Bro last night i took that girl home from the bar and finished her off with a Rochester golden glove.

rochester high school

Kinda lit school ig
Football games are fun despite the lack of talent in the team
Cheerleaders are hot
Teachers are meh
You go to Rochester High School? Ya whatever

Rochester Minnesota

Rochester, MN is the biggest town in Minnesota save the twin cities. Heres a not-so-brief description of it...

Rochester is a city of a population of over 100,000, with a few thousand visitors at any given time. Why so many visitors? Many are patients at Rochester's Mayo Clinic, arguably the best hospital in the US, and on the top five list in the world. Mayo employs around 35,000 people at any given time. A second major employer is IBM.

A few good places to eat are Newt's Burgers, which have won many burger awards over the past few years. There is also a nice Red Lobster. You can also visit one of the ridiculous amounts of Micky Ds.

Schools--- The four high schools in Rochester are John Marshall (GO ROCKETS), Mayo, Century, and Lourdes(Private). You can take a few UofM classes in Rochester, and the local community college is RCTC

The Mayo clinic was founded when a Tornado rolled through town (at this time a small village) and killed all the smart people that would've moved away.

This brings me to the climate. Rochester is located in the godforsaken part of the country where you can get snow, rain, hail, tornadoes, and 90 degree weather in the same week.

Rochester is surrounded with many small communities whose sole purpose at city council meetings is to complain about a few trees in the park obstructing the view of a river.
Man, its snowing again in May... This must be Rochester Minnesota.