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Golden Retriever

A dog that sneaks food from children while passing them on the street. an escape artist. a wall-eating, car chasing, same sex humping, bed hogging, bark-at-nothing all around pain in the ass. but gets away with it due to general sweet tempermant and pretty brown eyes. oh- and snoring too.
The golden retriever made an entire turkey dissappear in .003 seconds.
by Siliara February 21, 2010
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retrieved

Today i found a bike that wasnt mine, but i saw a name on it "Jenny" so i retrieved it to her.
by Jenny336 September 24, 2006
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Retrieval Run

A retrieval run occurs the morning after heavy drinking, when you literally go on a run to retrieve your car wherever you parked it the night before. Simultaneously getting your car back while sweating out the toxins from last night's shenanigans.
Hey buddy, you want to join me on a retrieval run this morning?
by SamR21 August 5, 2014
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retric

that shit retric
that bitch on some retric shit

retric
by martymcflyy August 9, 2019
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Golden retriever boy

Golden retriever boys are my type! Fluffy brown hair, freckles, and blue eyes!

“Just say you like white boys emily”
by suemonella May 14, 2022
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Golden Retriever

A golden retriever is a man, usually in his twenties, who is beyond naive/gullible. A golden retriever is usually lanky and blond, and will look younger than he really is. you can tell somebody is a golden retriever at first glance.
Golden retriever: "Can I get $10 cash back?"
Store clerk: "Sure, that will be 29.99"
Golden retriever: "Oh..."

"Andy thought gullible was really written on the ceiling. He's such a golden retriever."
by snot-bot October 4, 2018
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Golden retriever

When you leave a piece of jewelry in someone after fisting and go back in to get it - reference "dirty hazleton"
After a sexual encounter Pj couldn't find his watch, so he had to give Racheal a golden retriever
by Angry T April 5, 2016
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