Golden Retriever Boyfriend

Used by women to supposedly refer to a male significant other that is easygoing and makes it fairly simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship - however, it has an inherent racialized element of usually referring to white/blonde men alluding to the fur color of a golden retriever.

"I need a golden retriever boyfriend!!"
"Just say you want a white guy."

by seayng September 29, 2023

Golden Retriever

* An overly bubbly and bouncy fake blond girl with huge boobs

* An overly blond girl who is so annoying and stupid you just wanna punch her in the face

'Dude, this girl I went out with last night was such a golden retriever'

by Ivna July 4, 2005

Golden Retriever

A sexual act consisting of urinating in a partner's anus or vagina and then slowly sucking it out with one's mouth.

"Dude, I went on a date with Emily!"
"How'd it go?"
"Not so good. She wanted me to give her a golden retriever."
"Would it be cool if I gave her a call?"

by Stinky Schulman January 7, 2012

Golden Retriever

A girl who enjoys getting urinated on.

This girl i met is a golden retriever, she has a freaky fetish for being urinated on.

by Jayson Downs June 11, 2006

golden retriever boyfriend

a smol soft shmee blonde hair n tinie n pure soft boi

"wut a pure golden retriever boyfriend"

by ayoshmee October 15, 2022

golden retriever boy

straight cheerful white boy
who may or may not cry a lot

"how the hell do you always pull golden retriever boys?"
"its a skill"

by sauced pickles May 6, 2023

fagadore retriever

a variation of 'faggot'; 'fag'.
often abbreviated 'faggadore'

oh my god, what a fagadore retriever...

by grantk October 25, 2006