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Baby Replace Jutsu

Definition 1: when your girl gives birth to your baby but it's damn ugly, so you replace it with a baby that looks cute and not like a forty year old man.
Definition 2: when your girl gives birth but you're not in need of a baby so, you replace it with a baby of another race, blame your girl and dip.
DEF 1: Friend 1: "yo you've got a really cute baby, congrats!"
Friend 2: "ye thanks, it was nothing a little "Baby Replace Jutsu couldn't fix.""
Friend 1: "WHA-"

DEF 2: Friend1: " yo, where is your baby, I thought your girl gave birth?"
Friend 2: "ye, it's funny cos after a bit of "Baby Replace Jutsu" it turned out the baby wasn't even mine!"
Friend 1: "what does that mean?"
by naruto_dictionary February 22, 2021
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ihy(replace)

when you love someone but youre in the foenem zone so you cant say it.
by Broenem September 15, 2022
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The Great Replacement

The great replacement is the current ongoing trend in business/entertainment/arts to replace most human jobs, such as office work, drawing, photography, and screenwriting with generative AI, even though the technology is still in its early stages, and will never truly be able to replicate human works, because in order to create those works, you must have actual human experiences and emotions to reflect back on. The clankers that companies are pushing to replace the humans don't have that, and are instead nothing more than a bunch of lines of code on a server in a place like Silicon Valley or Shenzhen that will use up all of the local water and electricity in order to create a lifeless work of "art."
The great replacement must be stopped at once. We don't want any damn clankers taking away the things that humans love to do best, such as express themselves through art.
by This is my handle okay August 26, 2025
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replacement company

Replacement Company is defined as

the second set of company. You have friends/relatives visit one weekend followed by a different group of friends/relatives visiting the following weekend. It can also be defined as visits from friends/relatives spaced close together. Replacement company tends to occur quite frequently when you reside in a popular tourist destination.
Ever since we moved to Orlando, Florida, we’been having replacement company every weekend.
by Here's Johnny! January 4, 2019
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replacement jestin

a person who can never replace an the original
“damn it, another replacement jestin failed...”
“yep i guess we’ll never find a good one
by thisisnotapipe February 24, 2021
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Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl who is friends with a guy who has a girlfriend, and when the guy’s girlfriend isn’t available she is the one he talks to.
Drew: *drunk calls Lauren* “My girlfriend is asleep so I decided to call you.”
Lauren: “Oh, so I’m your replacement girlfriend?”
Drew: “Ya.”
by Pudgy Monkey December 6, 2023
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replacing the milk

The act of drinking the milk on Christmas Eve and replacing it with semen.
I hope Santa doesn’t come tonight and start replacing the milk.
by blackbetty010 December 28, 2019
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