electronic relatives

A term used for relatives with whom you exchange texts or emails but whom you generally do not see for in-person visits.

I am in close touch with my extended family back East, I refer to them as my electronic relatives.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 27, 2023

Relative Humidity

The sweat that forms on your balls while thinking about screwing your wifes sister.

Man, I was looking at those family pictures of Helen at Disneyland, I had some serious relative humidity going on in my pants!

by PSA Pilot February 18, 2010

relative ease

When your cousin is so loose that you can slip it in her asshole without lube.

by ge July 31, 2003

relatives

If from the South, can all be traced to your parents and your siblings.

My mom is my uncle and also my grandma and my 5th cousin.

by popo;l June 29, 2003

relaxative

A stimulant or relaxant that one ingests or inhales before spending a holiday with relatives. Initially termed for a stiff drink but has evolved with the demands of progress to include anything that can positively alter your state. Best described as smooth and mellowing in it's desired effect. Softening sharp edges, get the pun? Relaxative.

1. Just before the whole clan family arrives we always take a break for a quick relaxative.

2. The inlaws can be demanding at the best of times and they don't drink, so my fiancee and I always leave time to park the car and walk up the street for a relaxative before we head inside for a sure to be grueling dinner.

3. This calls for a relaxative!

by 123eric April 6, 2010

relative matrix

The growing number of any value that is related to its self.

biological cells multiply expotentally into a multi trillion celled organism from only one cell. this can be viewed using numbers shown through a relative matrix. two simple numbers can be the gateway to everything relatitive to our existance creating an endless matris of numbers that are relative to our own existance, birthdates, cell numbers, addresses, names, personalitys, ect.

by thi pseudonym has been edited July 15, 2011

Once-a-year Relatives

Relatives, usually extended, that you only see once or twice a year on major holidays. Usually these visits are preceded by a great deal of apprehension and distress.

Jessica: So, I'm getting my hair refoiled, my nails done, and then going out and eating my body weight in chocolate

Becca: Oh..once-a-year relatives coming into town?

Jessica: Ya. I hate the holidays!

by razorclam April 7, 2010