Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012

rectangularish

Something that is shaped somewhat like a rectangle, but wouldn’t be called a rectangle.

Her sunglasses were rectangularish.

by popcornsunfloweridk June 7, 2019

Cranial Rectal Syndrome

A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.

Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.

by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008

rectal piracy

Action. To engage in the act of stealing a man's anal virginity without his prior consent. A good old fashioned ass-raping.

Ever since George woke up with a tube sock hanging out of his ass, he has suspected his roomate of rectal piracy.

by Dj Galley October 21, 2004

rectalpedoctomy

n.
a medical procdedure for the surgical removal of my foot from your ass.

I swear you are going to need a rectalpedoctomy when I'm done with you!

by J. Reed March 4, 2005

reefage

The maximum amount of marijuana being burned at one time. Most oftenly ajoining a hot-box (or smoking in a conealed area till the area is smokey, and hard to see)

Bill: "damn the reefage in this place is too much"
Dan: "bro, there's never too much, are you freaking crazy!"

by Madbustinmatt July 3, 2008

Rectal Ventriloquism

A fancier way of saying fart.

Haley has this amazing talent. She has mastered the ability of rectal ventriloquism.

by AnselmoJr January 1, 2010