redneck tool box

a tool box containing only WD-40 and duct tape. 90% of things can repaired with these two items. If it is suppose to move and doesn't, then use WD-40 on it. If ain't suppose to move and does, then use the duct tape on it!

I can fix almost anything with my redneck tool box!

by MCYT January 15, 2007

Redneckognize

Verb.

(1) to recognize things in a redneck manner

(2)Recognize when someone is a redneck or recognize something from the redneck culture

(1) ah redneckognize thet is a tracko' on over thar.

(2) I redneckognize Tom from the trailer park.

by wordscanbecreated August 22, 2012

redneck approach

usually involves a shotgun or duct tape.

scenario: someone stole a mt. dew from your fridge

Normal person: what the hell man?
redneck: *boom!!!*
that is the redneck approach

by joemomma f0ker June 1, 2010

Redneck Buttplug

The act of removing your dip and shoving it up someone's butt hole and proceeding to have anal sex. The saliva soaked tobacco acts as a stimulating lube.

Jimbob: "Hey Maryanne, thanks for letting me give you a redneck buttplug last night! I had the a nice tobacco buzz for hours!"

by HoldMyD February 25, 2013

Redneckulous

Absolutely redneck concept.

Those Duck Dynasty bookends are absolutely redneckulous.

by FireflyWhovian December 23, 2013

Redneck Lube

When you use your sisters spit to fuck your girlfriend

Hey sis , get me that redneck lube, I’m about to fuck your mom.

by J D Fuck It July 7, 2019

Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.

I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.

by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017