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Red Neck

one who does such things as drink beer at a funeral, bathes in a car wash, leaves it up to the U.S. Male service to deliver letters, pees on themselves while floating down the river, or gets their nipple bit off by a beaver.(person 1-Ma sure looks good in that coffin. *sips beer*
person 2-That ain't Ma *sips beer*
person 3-Yeah it is, they just shaved off her mustache. *sips beer*)
by Sluj October 24, 2004
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who thinks WWW stands for Wild Willing Women.
bubba: what say we git all likkered up and chase us some white wimmin?
htrn: why waste da energy? let's just stay home and cyber 'em all!
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who knowz the difference between a microchip an a buffalo chip.
bubba: what'cha gonna do with all them chips?
htrn: they're great with dip!
by daDebil January 16, 2004
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red neck

1. One who spells their first name with more than one hyphen.
2. A stepped down, fast multiplying genetic mutation of a hillbilly who can live anywhere. Especially partial to inhabit northern Idaho.
Billy-Bob-Joe-Tom James-Dickerson-Fred is a red neck.
You might be a red neck if your family tree has no branches.
by M. Anst October 4, 2005
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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who loses a $5000 laptop when it bounces off da seat and fallz out thru da rust hole in da floorboard of his pickup.
bubba: how come all da dead appliances on yr front porch have names like "honywell, ibm, and dec"?
htrn: die n00b!
by daDebil January 15, 2004
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Red neck wedding

The exchanging of vapors and smoke whilst PNP-ing. Where one person inhales poppers and the other rips the bong like a fuckin champ. Then exchange said vapors betwixt one another mouths.
While at the sex party, Steve and Raul had a red neck wedding then gave each other rose buds.
by anonymous October 21, 2021
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Red Neck Chickenshit

A red neck chickenshit is a person, typically from the southern states in America, who acts in a racist manner, or as a Karen.
Karen: What are you doing here boy?

Deebow: Man I live here, fuck you you red neck chickenshit Karen lookin ass.
by wiltisbetterthanjordanalltime January 16, 2022
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