Rat
A questionable human whom's diet consists of only 7-11 snacks. Small in stature, and hairy around 98% of visible skin. A "Rat" can be identifed when using such vocabulary as "hotdooggg" "heweeo" "watitscalled(very quickly)" They tend to be negative, yet astoundingly cute. Rat's are generally pasive and tend not to harm other humans.
Danny E. was a rat because he only ate twinkies, and was heard mumbling "heweoo" "hotdogg" around the college campus.
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