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Raptures

"Bro you are like Raptures, cause you are hot as fuck"
by LilKorzini May 21, 2022
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rapture

To rapture is to take off your clothes and leave a trail of them as soon as you walk into your home that leaves the appearance of a person having been raptured (carried off to heaven) leaving only their clothes behind - CG
I can tell when my kids are home because they just immediately rapture and leave a trail for me to follow.
by MrPractical October 14, 2025
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Hood Rapture

A Judgement that is decided amongs your Society /gang or association
EXAMPLE :
For those who display loyalty to their Society/ Association shall be rejoiced with unlimited

Blessing and respect from those with in their association of their rank.

But for those who chose to display betrayal and deceitfulness and or like informer behaviour shall be rejoiced with unlimited pain and death related consequences
Bob: I hope that guy is ready for the Hood Rapture

Sam: why you say that

Bob: because he hasn’t been loyal to rank lately
by The Hooddictonary January 16, 2022
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premature e-rapture-lation

Over excitement concerning the 'rapture' (5/11/2011) that leads to prematurely spewing irrational behavior.
John sold his house, cashed in his 401k, left his wife and headed to the mountains because he thought the end was near. Sounds like a case of premature e-rapture-lation.
by jimivox June 16, 2011
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rapture my capture

rapture my capture means pop my pinkie toe😉
wyatt totally raptured my capture last night// I want justin to rapture my capture again
by Poundkey March 1, 2019
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Rapture Regret

The feeling of remorse and embarrassment experienced by religious people who make decisions based on the expectation of an impending "Rapture" event, when said event fails to occur.
Keith came around asking for all his stuff back today. Seems the Rapture didn't happen on Wednesday after all. The guy's suffering from Rapture Regret.
by ShaneDowe April 9, 2024
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Role Rapture

An overwhelming attraction to a fictional character, driven by the character’s captivating writing and the actor’s hotness. Symptoms include obsessive binge-watching, constant fantasizing, and a deep desire for intense, passionate encounters with the character.
“Since I started watching ‘Covert Affairs,’ I’ve been hit hard by Role Rapture. Augie is just too perfect, and I can’t get him out of my head!”
by ohnoplease June 19, 2024
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