Peanut Rating System

The system of rating a woman's hotness according to how many peanuts you would eat out of their shit in order to have sex with them. The ratings are 1 peanut for a hot woman, 2 peanuts for a gorgeous woman and a walnut for a goddess. (Walnuts being infinitely more porous and thus more disgusting. Very few women could hope of having someone call them walnut-worthy.)

I'm tired of guys always calling fugly women gorgeous simply because they're fuckable, so I implemented the Peanut Rating System in order to determine if a women is truly sexy.

by Jaiger June 1, 2010

Ranking

To make fun of someone, to diss them

It is mostly used in Miami.

He ranking on your shoes man.

by AC November 23, 2004

Universal Female Rating System

Learned and adopted by males at an early age, the universal female rating system is widely accepted by most modern cultures. The system is used by rating either a females personality, or more popularly used, physical attributes, on a scale of 1 to 10. One signifying a total ugly, fat, un-doable dog-faced whore, to a 10 being a beautiful, perfectly proportioned gift from god.

The Universal Female Rating System is widely accepted anytime during conversation, especially when difficulty is found trying to explain a woman you saw- anywhere.

Example of the Universal Female Rating System

Joe: "Dude, our waitress is a 9."
Kyle: "Are you kidding? She has a lazy eye! She's a 6 at best."
Joe: "Yeah, but her ass is a 10, and its not the face you fuck, it's the fuck you face."
Kyle: "True."

by KyleFPS October 28, 2008

randing

verb. when people are bored, they do this type of action which is RANDom, and is also a crappy greetING. As you can see, i capitalized the two words combined to make randing in the sentence before this. Anyways, such as some people just randomly go like "sup" and dont say anything important. Pandar personally thinks that is retarded, to talk to someone when there is nothing to say. So he developed this word so people would stfu about that crap. Sometimes, when they even say "sup" and you say "sup", they concut you by saying "nothing", i mean if they want to talk, can they be more social? which proves the panda's fact of these corrupted dickfaces.

Somone (not gonna say who): sup
ThatPandaNigga: yooo!
Someone: hey
ThatPandaNigga: sup?
Someone: nothing
*after 3 minutes*
ThatPandaNigga: ....uh....k..? so thats all you're gonna say?
Someone: huh?
ThatPandaNigga: DUDE ARE YOU BEN-ED? YOU JUST RANDING'ED ME, CAN YOU AT LEAST BE A LITTLE MORE SOCIAL IF YOU WANT TO TALK?
Someone: sorry, i was busy
ThatPandaNigga: WTF...?! so you're busy and you all of a sudden say "sup", do you just want more IM's or something to look cool? i mean thats not even cool anymore, that's like super gay. just stfu soul.

by pandaboyxxx November 11, 2009

Wet Fanny Rafting

Two women scissoring whilst on their periods.

Hey Jane wanna do a little wet fanny rafting? I'll be on my melon soon!

by Cuntcrackling April 6, 2009

tire rating

Each tire has a letter reating to determine the top speed a tire can reach, before losing traction. The chart is as follows:

M 81 mph 130 km/h
N 87 mph 140 km/h
P 93 mph 150 km/h
Q 99 mph 160 km/h
R 106 mph 170 km/h
S 112 mph 180 km/h
T 118 mph 190 km/h
U 124 mph 200 km/h
H 130 mph 210 km/h
V 149 mph 240 km/h
W 168 mph 270 km/h
Y 186 mph 300 km/h

Taking a look at some of Nitto's tires:

Nitto 404
275/65/R17 115V

That last character, the "V" means it is a V-rated tire. Using the chart, that makes the gives the tire a maximum speed of 149mph 240km/h.

Use the tire ratings to determine if the tire's top speed is right for you

by BringMeASunkist September 21, 2006

Rivka Rafting

The perusing of a thrift store for long turbulent hours. Often happens in a climate with heavy precipitation.

"ah shit, my pants ripped!"
"Brah, relax. just go rivka rafting later"

by sammy webster November 20, 2009