molly rant

A long brethless upsetting rant usually containing references to technology such as copyright protection, electronic privacy, or idiotic companies.

"And you know who's not going to labor under those restrictions? You know who's not even going to notice? The mass-production piracy operations, that's who. You know it, and I know it. So why are you engaged in this nickel-and-dime, small-time thrust-and-parry with me and my friends? Trust me, you're not going to make back the money by dropping viruses onto my PC, because my almighty dollar and I are going elsewhere--and you're probably not going to like where I end up."

Damn, did you just here that Molly Rant?

by David Ron November 1, 2007

molly rant

A tirade in which the listener or other participates of the conversation are effectively silenced until the ranter run out of steam. Coined for Molly Wood, CNET podcaster and infamous ranter.

Any Molly rant on her CNET podcasts like Buzz Out Loud.

by morphined October 29, 2007

turbo-rant

A complaint or pointless argument that reaches an unusually high words per minute ratio. Typically indiscernible and reserved for fast speaking cultures.

Juanita went on a turbo-rant about something. I wish I knew what the hell she was talking about.

by Lee Rosario June 11, 2009

Horse Rant

To rant, Swear and downright abuse others verbally who are beating you during game play of any online console game, IE: Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, Battlefield:Bad Company.

Oh that guy in that last game was Horse Rant quite bad. All they did was Horse Rant: swear and abuse me verbally.

by MRShingles February 11, 2010

Google Search Rant

A google search rant is when youre mad at a family member or something, and you just type(but not search) things mean about them in the google search bar.

Friend: What did you do last night Patrick. Patrick: I was really mad at my dumb dad so I basically just went on a google search rant all night.

by WhiteVanMan489 June 22, 2020

nancy rant

To talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner much like Nancy Grace in her tv show when she talks about a case
like Casey Anthony.

The lady was so mad that she went on a Nancy rant.

by pinkymona July 18, 2011

molly rant

A long-winded, non-stop, fuming rant about something, often specifically relating to technology.

Wow. She totally went on a molly rant about that new cell phone price cut.

by Tommy V October 18, 2007