RItard

A Rhode Islander of less than average intelligence. Often seen congretating in front of The Complex or Diesel on Saturday night, sitting on their Kawasaki Ninja in front of Spike's on Thayer St. or driving down Atwells Ave. in a Cadillac Escalade or similarly RItarded vehicle. RItardation often attributed to childhood lead poisoning.

Damn, NewsChopper 12 just reported on some RItard that ran five red lights in a row and then drove their Navigator into a Newport Creamery.

by Wicked RItarded September 10, 2006

Raytard

(noun)A mentally and physically challenged individual who tries to interact with normal people through sports and games.

"Hey! give me back my football you Raytard!"

by Narpo April 9, 2004

raytard

of lower intellectual standings than a retard, a raytard.

I am a raytard because i messed up the pronunciation (RAY-tard, not ray-TARD-ed) and mispelled possessing in my first post.

by Sascha May 29, 2003

Ritard

A level of retardation that is achieved deliberately, through continual acts of stupidity and intellectual fuckwittage, rather then being born mentally retarded.

Jake doesn't follow instructions. Mainly because he's an asshole, and also because he's a ritard.

by Burrito Baby 🌯 August 1, 2017

Ritard

How a Retard Says Retard

"I'm Christopher Rrrrreeeegheeeves"

by E-Trock April 28, 2005

ratard

your a rEtard for not knowing how to spell this right

your a fucking retard for spelling it ratard

by clearly vauge July 27, 2009

Ritard

When a person is to dumb too even have the privilege of being called a retard, is referred to this term.

Timmy. Stop acting like a ritard.

by JacoboDogg September 14, 2018